Fight Camp Names

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scoozna
6/1/12 3:30:15PM
I was just cruising through the different divisions to see who's leading and saw some funny fight camp names. Here's a shout out to some of the funny ones, feel free to add to the list:

"Full Retard"
"Fatherless Bastards"
"Get Your Ass To MARS!" - is that a reference to something?
"Rear Naked Sex"
"Spinning Backfist to The Jugular"

cowcatcher
6/1/12 3:36:12PM

Posted by scoozna

"Get Your Ass To MARS!" - is that a reference to something?




That's a quote from Total Recall. We had that looped on a tape and used to prank call my cousin just playing that over and over to him.

They remade it and it comes out this year starring...Colin Farrell. I'll pass.
Kpro
6/1/12 3:54:52PM
You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.
Franklinfan47
6/1/12 3:55:01PM

Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by scoozna

"Get Your Ass To MARS!" - is that a reference to something?




That's a quote from Total Recall. We had that looped on a tape and used to prank call my cousin just playing that over and over to him.

They remade it and it comes out this year starring...Colin Farrell. I'll pass.



All I know is this part better be in it again.

You think this is the real quaid?
Chael_Sonnen
6/1/12 4:15:01PM

Posted by scoozna

I was just cruising through the different divisions to see who's leading and saw some funny fight camp names. Here's a shout out to some of the funny ones, feel free to add to the list:

"Full Retard"
"Fatherless Bastards"
"Get Your Ass To MARS!" - is that a reference to something?
"Rear Naked Sex"
"Spinning Backfist to The Jugular"




Anderson Silva's fight camps
Poor_Franklin
6/1/12 4:16:53PM
this one was started by my friend casketcoin

Fight Supremacist

"People in wheelchairs can't stand us."
Twenty20Dollars
6/1/12 5:50:51PM
Nogueira's Back Dent
Aiming For Mediocrity
Picks not dicks josh
Red Velvet Carpet Touch
The Thunder Gun Express
GSPeed on your face
turtle orgasm

Paddy's Pub Fight Club - I like this the most, b/c I'm a fan of Sunny.

scoozna
6/1/12 9:11:06PM

Posted by Twenty20Dollars

Aiming For Mediocrity



i love it.
Bubbles
6/2/12 12:04:17AM

Posted by Twenty20Dollars

Aiming For Mediocrity


this should be KFM's camp name
MMAcca
6/2/12 3:14:42AM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by Twenty20Dollars

Aiming For Mediocrity


this should be KFM's camp name



infestructure
6/2/12 6:17:38AM

Posted by MMAcca


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by Twenty20Dollars

Aiming For Mediocrity


this should be KFM's camp name






Actually, I think "Full Retard" suits better...

...wait



MMAcca
6/2/12 4:32:31PM
KungFuMaster
6/3/12 12:21:42AM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by Twenty20Dollars

Aiming For Mediocrity


this should be KFM's camp name



You have misunderstood everything about my camp and our philosophy. It is my goal to turn average pickers into super stars.

Do you remember the Utah Jazz? In my time while I was watching basketball, the Utah Jazz basketball team never recruited any superstars but slowly and surely superstars emerged from their mediocre roster.
mrblonde55
6/3/12 10:22:44PM
Yeahhh... Fatherless Bastards! Bobby Southworth for life!
prophecy033
6/3/12 11:23:05PM

Posted by Kpro

You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

this is the one i was tripping on, who wants to be a FULL RETARD?
Bubbles
6/4/12 7:48:17PM

Posted by KungFuMaster

You have misunderstood everything about my camp and our philosophy. It is my goal to turn average pickers into super stars.

Do you remember the Utah Jazz? In my time while I was watching basketball, the Utah Jazz basketball team never recruited any superstars but slowly and surely superstars emerged from their mediocre roster.


your average camp score is under 50 points. I'll become a believer when I see results

So I guess the success of the Jazz had nothing to do with drafting Malone and Stockton in the first round?
KungFuMaster
6/4/12 9:54:24PM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by KungFuMaster

You have misunderstood everything about my camp and our philosophy. It is my goal to turn average pickers into super stars.

Do you remember the Utah Jazz? In my time while I was watching basketball, the Utah Jazz basketball team never recruited any superstars but slowly and surely superstars emerged from their mediocre roster.


your average camp score is under 50 points. I'll become a believer when I see results

So I guess the success of the Jazz had nothing to do with drafting Malone and Stockton in the first round?



The Utah Jazz always picked up mediocre players during the time I was watching. They never received or picked up established superstars during the era I am referencing which centers around the time of the Jazz's rivalry with the Bulls.
Bubbles
6/4/12 10:28:21PM

Posted by KungFuMaster
The Utah Jazz always picked up mediocre players during the time I was watching. They never received or picked up established superstars during the era I am referencing which centers around the time of the Jazz's rivalry with the Bulls.


They already had 2 superstars at that time in Stockton and Malone. Hornacek was a fairly solid #3 on those teams...not to mention they underutilized Ostertag throughout his career.

NBA champions back then didn't need to have 3 superstars to be successful (although the Bulls are the exception). Lakers had 2 stars, Spurs had 1-2 stars (Duncan/Robinson and then just Duncan as imo Parker and Ginobli are not superstars), Rockets had 1 star in their first win (traded for Drexler midseason in their 2nd win). Even more recently, the Mavs had 1 superstar, Heat had 2, Lakers 1 (2 if you count Gasol) and the Pistons did it without one. Celtics did have 3 but they were all in their mid 30s. If OKC wins, they did it by drafting 3 star players with top 4 draft picks.

You don't need to do what the Heat did 2 offseasons ago to have a championship team. You build around 2 studs, or have a coach run a defensive system that works without that superstar.
Pookie
6/8/12 11:59:28AM
Back when i was a Fight Camp leader, i would peruse through the camp rosters looking for recruits. But the best part about that was the plethora of x-rated photo's that people were using as Avatars. They got away with it because they never posted.

I miss those trampy pornography still frames.
Shawn91111
6/8/12 12:58:39PM
The funniest part about this entire thread is when KFM said he would turn average pickers into superstars.

Its like Dr. Phil hawking weight loss pills when he's fat as a cow.
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