who would u fight

This is a very humerous question for everyone

which mma fighter which u actually do well against in any fight? and why?

Joe Scarola

gina carrano, i would welcome her getting full mount, then comes my secret weapon, the pelvic stiffening.

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Posted by cowcatcher

gina carrano, i would welcome her getting full mount, then comes my secret weapon, the pelvic stiffening.

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Then your nickname would be "the Pelvis"

I think the ass kicking would look just about the same from any fighter. I guess I'd pick a lightweight so that I didn't suffer a crushed skull.

And cowcatcher- I'd pay to see that fight LMAO

Andy Wang or Joe Scarola...or Noah Inhoffer (the guy that quit on TUF 3). I'd tell him I had been bangin his old lady and he'd have a shit fit. Actually...I would like to fight Fedor. If (when) I lose (get destroyed), then nobody cares because I'd just be another dude that Fedor wrecked. If something strange happened and he slipped and I caught him with a spinning back fist as I turned around to run from him and he was knocked out, I would go on to life in infamy as the person who ko'd Fedor.

I would like to fight Randy Couture, he would kill me of course, but everyone would watch the fight because it is Randy! Also, I would probably get to meet him either before the fight or after and tell him he rocks. Right before the fight I would fill up on pain killers, make a big entrance to the cage, then say a prayer.
Which fighter could I beat....Chris Leban, he sucks.
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Tank Abbot...

I'd run around the ring and make him chase me until he literally dies of exhaustion and then jump on his back whens he's down on all fours tired out and slip on that choke hold

I think I could make Art Jimmerson from UFC 1 tap out. I'll just tell him that I know Royce Gracie, and he'll submit to nothing. Have you read that Big John McCarthy story in Fight Mag? That's funny stuff.

Andy Wang! We are both lightweights, and I have no ground game but good stand up, and he has a crap stand up and a great ground game (supposedly), if he took me down my few years of Judo would count for nothing and I'd get submitted in a second, but if he tried to keep it standing (and he showed that he does like to throw hands) then I think I could have him. Under Muay Thai or K-1 MAX rules I think I could have him a lot easier than in MMA. Most lightweight MMA fighters could pwn me, simply with takedowns and submissions.

I'd fight Rich Franklin. All I have to do is learn good Muay Thai skills, catch him in the clinch and its all over.

I would fight Anderson Silva and beat him

I'm serious too. Think about it, sure Silva has a good clinch, but I think I have a better overall ground game. I would take him down and GnP him for probably a second round stoppage.

I was a good wrestler in high school and if I wanted to I could go pro in MMA and I would be in the UFC.

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Posted by cowcatcher

gina carrano, i would welcome her getting full mount, then comes my secret weapon, the pelvic stiffening.

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Would you be fighting without a cup or would you be exploding right through it?

Im a light weight so I'd fight Gabe Rudiger. my corner would be eating Icecream Cake and they would offer him some during the fight. and while he's distracted I'll jump on his back and RNC him like hughes did trigg.

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Posted by Lay_N_Pray

I would fight Anderson Silva and beat him

I'm serious too. Think about it, sure Silva has a good clinch, but I think I have a better overall ground game. I would take him down and GnP him for probably a second round stoppage.

I was a good wrestler in high school and if I wanted to I could go pro in MMA and I would be in the UFC.

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I'm sure you could.

I was being 100% sarcastic Dark...The Spider is by far my favorite fighter and I believe he is the best in the world at this point in time.

I didnt even wrestle in high school...I did boxing and some ju jitsu, but not wrestling.

Im not good enough to beat Danny Abbadi when he has a hand and foot tied behind his back...so there is no way I would even think Silva.

LOL @ some people thinking they could beat people ;)

Really, by all means.. try it!

Although I will admit the Andy Wang thing was funny, Mastodon ;) Somebody beating Andy Wang... now that I could actually see. Wang would charge head first into a barn fire with a garden hose that isn't even hooked up. That kid.. man.. what an idiot

Oh, and Lay_N_Pray I caught your sarcasm

Wrong forum. Dumb question. Any one with that level of training would crush anyone w/o it.

I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT UP JOE ROGAN. He talks like a bitch and loves some of the fighters a bit much IMO. Id slap him in his mouth and then kick him in the balls, once he was on the ground and kick out his teeth. After he was done I would keep yelling "He Got Rocked!!!!!" over and over and over...........

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Joe would probably whoop your ass..

he has a black belt in TKD, a brown belt in BJJ, and over 5 years of Muay Thai....he just doesnt compete because he said he doesnt want to quit comedy, and he doesnt have the time to fully train, or prepare with his schedule...(or pass a pee test..i am sure)

and if I had to fight one..although I'd lose I'd fight Jonathan Goulet and hope I could catch him with something before he caught me...cause his chin is defiantely not very good.

James Thompson. I wouldnt actually have to worry about landing a good shot, just as long as i touch his chin at all i win by brutal looking KO.

I think I could beat Blake Bowman. He has to be the worst guy they ever picked for tuf

im only 16 but i do train in mma. i just think the strength factor would be too much even though i fight at BW. anyway i would probably pick dan lauzon only b/c he is close in age and i feel i have a good ground game and have the best possible chance against him. still, i don't think i will win, but i do have the best chance against younger guys, and i feel my ground game is soild so if i can take it to the ground i am in good shape. my stand-up isn't bad either, but i only had a year working kickboxing and muy thai so i don't wanna test my striking against a pro mma fighter.

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Posted by Californiastrangler

I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT UP JOE ROGAN. He talks like a bitch and loves some of the fighters a bit much IMO. Id slap him in his mouth and then kick him in the balls, once he was on the ground and kick out his teeth. After he was done I would keep yelling "He Got Rocked!!!!!" over and over and over...........

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a556pUcVgO0

I dunno what's up with the gay music, but this looks like it'd be the outcome

I would fight fedor, and just dominate...... p.s. - i pray fedor doesn't find out who wrote this...

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Posted by Jackelope

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Posted by Californiastrangler

I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT UP JOE ROGAN. He talks like a bitch and loves some of the fighters a bit much IMO. Id slap him in his mouth and then kick him in the balls, once he was on the ground and kick out his teeth. After he was done I would keep yelling "He Got Rocked!!!!!" over and over and over...........

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a556pUcVgO0

I dunno what's up with the gay music, but this looks like it'd be the outcome

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I also thought of that video when I first read his post.

CHUCK LIDDEL ill pwn him so hard =] lol j/p idk i would be so happy if he knocked me out lol

lol Andy Wang! I want to mount that guy and beat his face in. That is the one fight Im sure I could win.

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Posted by Pitbull09

lol Andy Wang! I want to mount that guy and beat his face in. That is the one fight Im sure I could win.

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im deff givin u props for that lmfa0!