.What Your Favorite MMA Fighter Says About You

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StorminYourman
9/16/09 4:34:43PM
burialchamber
9/16/09 5:24:28PM
would props you but gotta spread the love
EvenFlow
9/16/09 6:36:36PM
GSP

"You’re either Canadian or a woman. Either way, rooting for GSP isn’t really a choice — the fire in your blood compels it. Every time you see the fleur de lis tattoo on his calf, or the way his tight spandex shorts hug the curves of his ass and protective cup, a tear comes to your eye, and your clenched fist pumps the air. (Now that we think about it, you might also be a gay man, and that’s totally cool, no judgments, some of our best friends are gay.) Nationality, gender, and sexuality aside, you’re a polite and good-natured person, and you have a general distaste for the stereotypical meathead fight fan. You often order red wine at bars. You fully endorse Vaseline use, both in athletic competition and your own personal life".

Sinister
9/17/09 2:24:44AM
Awesome, the Jason Miller favorite fights are hilarious!
Sinister
9/17/09 2:26:45AM

Posted by burialchamber

would props you but gotta spread the love



Same here, you just make to many good posts. Its makes spreading the love that fast impossible unless I had ED
Boo_Radley21
9/22/09 11:10:51AM
That's most of the people on here...the Fedor nuthuggers

You’ve been watching MMA for years, and it’s important to you that people know that. You have an extensive collection of ironic t-shirts and Pride DVD’s. You work in the IT department of a moderately-sized company, where you used to feel bad for the people who pester you for help all day because, honestly, how did anyone even get that clueless? Now you despise them and don’t go to very much trouble to hide it. You are probably overweight, but you’re quick to tell people that it doesn’t necessarily mean you are out of shape or aren’t a good athlete. You don’t date much but there’s this girl in Illinois who you have a thing with over the internet, which you refer to as ‘the web.’ Someone in a bar once asked you if you thought Fedor would stand a chance against Brock Lesnar. You laughed out loud. Okay, so they were talking to someone else and you overheard them, and when they noticed you laughing you pretended to be coughing, but still. The ignorance of some people.
emfleek
9/22/09 11:18:27AM
Chuck Liddell

If you aren’t currently in your sixth year of college, then you have a job with “technician” somewhere in the title. You are white. You may or may not have a weekend cocaine problem. When someone asks you what your hobbies and interests are, you are likely to respond with, “Partyin’.” Even though Liddell (who you exclusively refer to as “The Iceman,”) is old and headed downhill, you still don’t believe he’s done. If he does retire, you may give up on watching MMA altogether and go back to being a Motocross fan. There’s an 80% that you’ve had some form of Chuck-hawk in the last four years. You’ve never been convicted of a felony, and this is a source of pride for you, though secretly you wonder how long you’ll be able to say that. You drive an old car that isn’t technically a classic, but it’s loud and you call it your “baby.” There’s hardly a bouncer in this whole shitty town who hasn’t had to tussle with you at least once.
Infused
9/22/09 11:48:17AM

At some point in your life, you were a pretty big fan of pro wrestling. These days, you’re a pretty big asshole.


Probably the funniest one right there.
mrsmiley
9/23/09 6:49:37AM
I copy and pasted everything that was me from all those fighters:

You’ve been watching MMA for years, and it’s important to you that people know that.
You have an extensive collection of Pride DVD’s. you’re a polite and good-natured person, and you have a general distaste for the stereotypical meathead fight fan. At some point in your life, you were a pretty big fan of pro wrestling.You are almost certainly Caucasian.Your hobbies include playing video games and trolling MMA message boards.you don’t vote because **** voting, right?
you would describe your life as generally happy. Your parents are still married. You read a lot. You own at least one sword.You don’t consider yourself a “TUF noob.You believe 9/11 was a government conspiracy.You’ve never been convicted of a felony, and this is a source of pride for you, though secretly you wonder how long you’ll be able to say that. You drive an old car that isn’t technically a classic, but it’s loud and you call it your “baby.”
You have an extensive sneaker collection


On the exception of the Gina Carano,I got a little bit of all of them.
Sinister
9/23/09 1:32:51PM

Posted by Boo_Radley21

That's most of the people on here...the Fedor nuthuggers

You’ve been watching MMA for years, and it’s important to you that people know that. You have an extensive collection of ironic t-shirts and Pride DVD’s. You work in the IT department of a moderately-sized company, where you used to feel bad for the people who pester you for help all day because, honestly, how did anyone even get that clueless? Now you despise them and don’t go to very much trouble to hide it. You are probably overweight, but you’re quick to tell people that it doesn’t necessarily mean you are out of shape or aren’t a good athlete. You don’t date much but there’s this girl in Illinois who you have a thing with over the internet, which you refer to as ‘the web.’ Someone in a bar once asked you if you thought Fedor would stand a chance against Brock Lesnar. You laughed out loud. Okay, so they were talking to someone else and you overheard them, and when they noticed you laughing you pretended to be coughing, but still. The ignorance of some people.



I notice that often though when I find another MMA fan. They immediately have to put Fedor's name out there with in the first five minutes of the conversation so they aren't mistaken to be only a UFC fan. It's like they think if they dont adore him, they will be seen as a noob or poser to the sport.
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