even chuck norris is afraid of fedor
Chris Lytle makes onions cry.
The hiroshima explosion was not caused by a bomb, but from the shear force of Gomi exiting the womb.
Yoshihiro Akiyama doesn't ask for sex. Girls just lay down before him, and he decides when he's ready.
Lightning happens when fedor throws right hook, thunder happens when he lands it.
When Yoshihiro Akiyama goes to sleep, the sun hides on the other side of the planet as not to wake him up. The sun doesn't rise on days when Akiyama sleeps in.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Liddell can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.
Rich Franklins calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rich Franklin.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Nick Diazs sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
If you spell Anderson Silva wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Anderson Silva?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Joe Stevenson put the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Rich Franklin made the formula to heaven, before Jesus was born.
We all fear the stretchy pants, but stretchy pants only fear Aoki