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big_timmy
7/10/08 9:40:41PM
Alright, lets be honest, they are just Chuck Norris facts, but instead of Chuck Norris, put your favorite fighters name in.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Arlovski allows to live.
juanez13
7/10/08 9:48:43PM
Fedor's tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.
jiujitsufreak74
7/10/08 9:53:04PM
Aoki can kill 2 stones with one bird

Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Marcus Davis

Wanderlei Silva does not sleep. He waits

Pedro Rizzo is the reason Waldo is hiding

Roger Huerta counted to infinity...twice
Khaos
7/10/08 9:53:36PM
Taken word for word from Norris Jokes(minus norris)

There is no "Ctrl" butten on Anderson Silva's computer, Anderson Silva is always in control

A Lyoto Machida-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

While urinating, Luke Cummo is easily capable of welding titanium.

Rich Clementi doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.Rich Clementi throws down!
wolfman
7/10/08 9:53:53PM

Posted by juanez13

Fedor's tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.



I love that one, here are some more:

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Fedor can piss his name into concrete.

Fedor died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Fedor sleeps with a night light. Not because Fedor is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Fedor.

Once a cobra bit Fedor' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Fedor.
juanez13
7/10/08 9:55:33PM

Posted by wolfman
Fedor died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.



thats actually really funny, because his brother is the Grim Reaper
jiujitsufreak74
7/10/08 10:00:26PM
Aoki once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it

There are no races, only countries of people Aoki has beaten to different shades of black and blue

Aoki's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

Aoki CAN believe it's not butter

Aoki can divide by zero

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Aoki, each testicle is larger than the other one
wolfman
7/10/08 10:02:45PM

Posted by juanez13


Posted by wolfman
Fedor died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.



thats actually really funny, because his brother is the Grim Reaper




I didn't even think of that, that is clever. lol
Pookie
7/10/08 10:03:13PM
Kongo once tried to eat a 72 oz. steak in under an hour, but filled up on strawberry daiquiri's.

big_timmy
7/10/08 10:07:54PM
On his birthday, Fedor randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

When Forrest falls in water, Forrest doesn't get wet. Water gets Forrest.

The chief export of Anderson Silva is Pain.

AA drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

Fedor doesn't go hunting.... Fedor GOES KILLING

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Liddell out. It failed miserably
hotrodttt
7/10/08 10:08:28PM
The Boogyman checks his closet for Wandy every night
Khaos
7/10/08 10:12:22PM

Posted by hotrodttt

The Boogyman checks his closet for Wandy every night




I'm stealling this

The Boogeyman checkis his closet for Dean Lister every night.
wolfman
7/10/08 10:13:07PM

Posted by Khaos


Posted by hotrodttt

The Boogyman checks his closet for Wandy every night




I'm stealling this

The Boogeyman checkis his closet for Dean Lister every night.



big_timmy
7/10/08 10:29:23PM
What was going through the minds of all of Cro Cops' victims before they died? His left leg.

Police label anyone attacking Wandy as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to GSP and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Fedor played in second grade.



I jsut love the Fedor ones because he is widely considered God by sooooo many people. And its just one of those names that needs no surname. Like Madonna...
Khaos
7/10/08 10:39:56PM
Lyoto Machida is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Dennis Hallman pajamas.

Chuck Liddell does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

The crossing lights in Fedor's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Fedor punching or kicking a pedestrian.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Fedor's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Fedor' skin

Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Kimbo Slice". But Kimbo was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
big_timmy
7/10/08 10:46:24PM
Anderson Silva has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Rampage does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

AA was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Arlovski's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Fedor doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Superman once watched Fedor fight. He then cried himself to sleep.

There is no such thing as global warming. Forrest was cold, so he turned the sun up
DJDark41
7/10/08 11:04:40PM
If Anderson Silva has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Anderson Silva has more money then you.

Anderson Silva can unscramble an egg.

Anderson Silva does not love Raymond.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Anderson Silva once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Anderson Silva once lost both his legs in a car accident... and still managed to walk it off.

A man once claimed Anderson Silva kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Anderson Silva can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Anderson Silva because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Anderson Silva's autobiography.
ThaAxeMurderer7
7/11/08 1:27:44AM
Chuck Liddell invented Giraffes by uppercutting horses

Anderson Silva sees dead people.....then kills them again.

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Wanderlei Silva and forgot to pay him back.

Chuck Norris played asskickers in popular movies and tv shows before challenging Lyoto Machida...now he is only capable of making bad infomercials.

If you were to lock Big Nog in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the grammys. When asked why he doesn't do this Nogueira replied "Because Grammy's are for bitches." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

Shogun once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Cro Cop has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Four words you will never hear BJ Penn say: "Don't taser me, bro.".

And finally...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Lyoto Machida once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.



Matimus
7/11/08 6:21:45AM
fedore dismissed the Periodic Table of Elements because the only element he believes in, is the element of surprise.
DCRage
7/11/08 6:42:40AM
Rampage treats all he talks about equally. The last thing he says about them is something always ending with "whoop his ass".
ThaAxeMurderer7
7/11/08 11:02:56AM
Out of the world's ten "badest bad asses", Phil Baroni receives Christmas presents from nine of them.
Purge
7/11/08 11:36:32AM
Anderson's hero is Spider-man (true fact)
Manfred
7/11/08 11:45:10AM

Posted by big_timmy

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Fedor played in second grade.




Best one yet. 's to you sir
big_timmy
7/11/08 11:52:56AM
Anderson Silva doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Fedors hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When AA wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

They were going to release a Cro Cop edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Cro Cop. In The Library. With a Left High Kick."

Fedor did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Purge
7/11/08 11:58:48AM
Cutting atoms has finally been achieved, with the use of Anderson's limbs.
pv3Hpv3p
7/11/08 12:03:01PM
Kazushi Sakuraba once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way... When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.

Randy Couture was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin... The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

When Kimbo Slice looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Kimbo Slice and Kimbo Slice

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Liddell for Halloween

Wanderlei Silva doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow

My personaly favorite:

Melvin Manhoef likes to knit sweaters, if by 'knit' you mean kick and by 'sweaters' you mean babies
big_timmy
7/11/08 12:09:36PM
For Fedor, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Forrest didn't kill you in your sleep.

Rampage actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

People created the automobile to escape from AA...Not to be outdone, AA created the automobile accident.

Fedor eats lightning and farts thunder.
Purge
7/11/08 12:22:36PM
Tim Sylvia is the real reason Jenna Jameson left the porn industry. As Arlovski's ex found out.

The UN was assembled to stop the coming of Anderson Silva. No wonder they never get any work done.

Charlie Sheen lost a staring contest with Wanderlei. But Wanderlei was kind enough to give him the copyright.

Michael Jackson stopped playing with kids after Fedor gave him a call. As a result all concerts in Russia are cancelled.
DJDark41
7/11/08 9:53:23PM

Posted by big_timmy


The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Forrest didn't kill you in your sleep.







Thats probably the best one I've seen in a while. Plus props for the avatar, gotta show love for Dime.


There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Georges St. Pierre has allowed to survive.

Mirko CroCop is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If at first you don't succeed, your not Anderson Silva.

The Bible was originally titled "Fedor Emelianenko and Friends."

Mauricio Rua knows the last digit of pi.

When Rampage was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Rampage.

There is no control button on Matt Hughes keyboard. Matt Hughes is always in control.

Bas Rutten can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in 22 seconds.
ThaAxeMurderer7
7/11/08 10:54:09PM
When taking the SAT, write "Randleman" for every answer. You will score a 1600.

Shinya Aoki once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Aoki won by 5.

Forrest Griffin visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called "The Islands."

Nick Diaz's gloves wear Nick Diaz for protection.

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