Fantasy Fight

This man is a Wrestler, he stands 5 feet 9 inches, and weighs in at 234 pounds. Fighting out of OxiClean, Pennsylvania...Please Welcome the reigning Heavyweight Infomercial Champion...Billy Miiighty Putty Maaaaaaays





Introducing the Challenger...This man is a Freestyle Fighter, he stands 5 feet 7 inches, and weighs in at 210 pounds. Fighting out of Shamwow, Florida.....Vince SHAMMMMWOWWWW Offerrr





Who do you have winning and how?

Does Billy Mays keep his title, or has his glory passed, and a new era of infomercials arrived?

And will Mick Hastie (sp?) come out of retirement to reclaim some of his '90s glory?

As for this one, Mays just because he looks an awful lot like my landlord.

Mays via armbar because hes stronger and will get the fight to the ground and slap on an armbar.

ima going with the shamwoww guy, he looks lanky, i think he'll pick him apart then slap on the clinch and get the KO

Ive never heard of either but ill go with the top guy via having a beard.

winner ... shamwoow... hays will gas out late in the second. shammy wins bye choke

billy mays by absolute destruction!

oh, and i could totally hear bruce buffer saying the introduction in my mind

I'm calling shenanegins on the whole thing... There's no way that shamwow bitch is 210 lbs. He'd be fighting at WW for sure. But for the sake of argument I'll take Mays beard by RNC...Hell, he's a cagey veteran- maybe he even chokes the little guy out with his own shamwow.

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Posted by bojangalz

I'm calling shenanegins on the whole thing... There's no way that shamwow bitch is 210 lbs. He'd be fighting at WW for sure. But for the sake of argument I'll take Mays beard by RNC...Hell, he's a cagey veteran- maybe he even chokes the little guy out with his own shamwow.

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I didn't want it to be an old school UFC fight so Shamwow guy bulked up for the fight

Is this some kind of joke??


That "shamwow" guy is clearly just a picture of that hairy man's penis...


The hairy man beats his penis til the corner throws in the towel...

i was going to say atleast the fight would be clean

but after reading B-Dooms post things might get a little messy


they would have to throw in the shamwow

I'm calling a DQ for this matchup. Billy Mays takes Shamwow bitch down and starts choking him with his own shamwow, but just before Shamwow bitch taps Jack LaLane jumps the cage and starts kicking Billy Mays in the back of the head. The cornermen enter the cage and an all out rumble erupts

winner= whoever throws in the best "But if you order now, not only do you get _____ but you also get, the amazing _______ absolutely free".

Mays dominates Shamwow guy for 2 rounds, the in the third, gets mount, applys the "Rape Choke" and KO's Shamwow guy(ala Ninja Rua).

Gotta take Billy Mays in this one. Age before beauty.

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