Posted by Ben_Hutch
Guy 1 - You were dead! I saw you die!
Guy 2 - I was faking, I used Ninja Focus to slow my heart-rate down
Guy 1 - What are you doing!?
Guy 2 - I'm Burying You
Guy 1 - I'm Alive Brennan I'm Alive!
Guy 2 - You're waking the neighbors shut up!![]()
That would be Step Brothers right?
Posted by ThaAxeMurderer7That would be Step Brothers right?
Guy 1: Does anybody wanna try this weed? It's called Brown Bomber
Guy 2: Why is it called that?
Guy 1: Because when you smoke it, you shit your pants.
Guy 3: I don't wanna do that.
Guy 4: Yea, I already shit my pants this month.
Posted by gartface
Guy #1 "You're telling me we traded a 6 foot Swedish broad for this guy?"
Guy #2 "I'm 6'1""
Guy #1 "Cool."
Posted by ThaAxeMurderer7
Posted by Ben_Hutch
Guy 1 - You were dead! I saw you die!
Guy 2 - I was faking, I used Ninja Focus to slow my heart-rate down
Guy 1 - What are you doing!?
Guy 2 - I'm Burying You
Guy 1 - I'm Alive Brennan I'm Alive!
Guy 2 - You're waking the neighbors shut up!![]()
That would be Step Brothers right?
Posted by ThaAxeMurderer7
This is really easy.
"This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here and guess what? You got knocked up."
Posted by jiujitsufreak74
Posted by ThaAxeMurderer7
This is really easy.
"This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here and guess what? You got knocked up."
Anchorman
Man1: why did you throw it at a tree?
Man2: you said to smash it
Man1: yeah, but why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person?
Posted by mrsumo
That is SLC Punk!
How about
"You get to drink from the Firehose"
Posted by kurt-2112
step brothers.
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
Posted by veritas
Boondock Saints
"We got no food, we got no jobs... our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Posted by jiujitsufreak74
Posted by mrsumo
That is SLC Punk!
How about
"You get to drink from the Firehose"
UHF
"When did you grow hands?"