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gartface
8/23/08 10:37:43PM

Posted by Khaos




"One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a ******* dinosaur and get a job!"






the best movie of the year, Step Brothers

might not be the exact quote, but is pretty accurate:

Man:Is that blow on your shirt ?

Man 2: hey, this is Hollywood ain't it ?



Kevin Smith's worst movie, Jersey Girl

Guy #1: "You don't need to put your P in a V right now."
Guy #2: "I know, I need to B my L on some Ts."
juanez13
8/23/08 10:43:03PM
Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
gartface
8/23/08 10:55:20PM

Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."
RMFG_187
8/23/08 11:32:28PM

Posted by gartface


Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.
gartface
8/24/08 12:20:37AM

Posted by RMFG_187


Posted by gartface


Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.


Bad Boys II (great film)

Guy #1 "Russell! How'd you get a job?"
Guy #2 "F*cking President Clinton."
Guy #1 "You had sex with President Clinton?"
Guy #1 "Cool"
gravy13
8/24/08 1:04:10AM

Posted by gartface


Posted by RMFG_187


Posted by gartface


Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.


Bad Boys II (great film)

Guy #1 "Russell! How'd you get a job?"
Guy #2 "F*cking President Clinton."
Guy #1 "You had sex with President Clinton?"
Guy #1 "Cool"



Bio-Dome, right?

Here's a good one.....

"Big Ern with his panash and style has done for bowling what Mohammed Ali did for boxing......Look at that ball. In my 27 years of covering bowling I've never seen anything like it."
Sam_Rothstein
8/24/08 1:19:54AM

Posted by gravy13


Posted by gartface


Posted by RMFG_187


Posted by gartface


Posted by juanez13

Gartface-->Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'll give one, Not that hard.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."



Godfather

"Granted gynecology is only a hobby of mine, I'd say she's crowning."



knocked up/

Guy #1 MFr shot me in the ass, man.

Guy #2 Who shot you in the ass?

Guy #1 Who? That "who" would be you.

Guy #2 Me? I shot you? I mean, I'm not saying I didn't shoot you. I did a lot of shooting. But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass...[looks] But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

Guy #1 Tell me about it.


Bad Boys II (great film)

Guy #1 "Russell! How'd you get a job?"
Guy #2 "F*cking President Clinton."
Guy #1 "You had sex with President Clinton?"
Guy #1 "Cool"



Bio-Dome, right?

Here's a good one.....

"Big Ern with his panash and style has done for bowling what Mohammed Ali did for boxing......Look at that ball. In my 27 years of covering bowling I've never seen anything like it."




LMAO THATS KINGPIN, GREAT MOVIE

try this one

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"
Pookie
8/24/08 1:56:12AM

Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?
gartface
8/24/08 2:22:24AM

Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?


Correct.
Trapt1nw0nder
8/24/08 2:25:10AM

Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



It is The 40 Year Old Virgin,but you didnt provide a quote...



I'll start a new one.....dont know if its 100% right,but you should get it if you know it..

"he was nice to that kid.....But he fights like a girl![laughs] what you gonna do about it,Miss?,Im right here!"

gartface
8/24/08 2:39:14AM

Posted by Trapt1nw0nder


Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



It is The 40 Year Old Virgin,but you didnt provide a quote...



I'll start a new one.....dont know if its 100% right,but you should get it if you know it..

"he was nice to that kid.....But he fights like a girl![laughs] what you gonna do about it,Miss?,Im right here!"



Big Daddy

Maybe a little obscure
"He hasn't seen karate like my karate. First I'm going to choke him to death...then...karate."

Sam_Rothstein
8/24/08 7:42:56AM

Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



yep you got it right
Sam_Rothstein
8/24/08 8:09:08AM

Posted by gartface


Posted by Trapt1nw0nder


Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



It is The 40 Year Old Virgin,but you didnt provide a quote...



I'll start a new one.....dont know if its 100% right,but you should get it if you know it..

"he was nice to that kid.....But he fights like a girl![laughs] what you gonna do about it,Miss?,Im right here!"

Big Daddy

Maybe a little obscure
"He hasn't seen karate like my karate. First I'm going to choke him to death...then...karate."





Thats the movie with joey lawrences little brother. Cheats

Person 1 "I am Sancho"

Person 2"Great, but what do you do?

Person 1"What do I do? I am Sancho. "

Person 2 "AND?"

Person 1 "And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... I am Sancho."
40ouncetofreedom
8/24/08 3:29:31PM
If theres one thing i learned today its that its better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
skatenate
8/24/08 7:31:33PM
Alien Vs Predator

'To infinty and beyond!'
jiujitsufreak74
8/24/08 7:46:14PM

Posted by skatenate

Alien Vs Predator

'To infinty and beyond!'



Toy Story


Character 1: Tell me how he died
Character 2: I will tell you how he lived

40ouncetofreedom
8/24/08 8:11:40PM
Alien Vs Predator is incorect.
nastshabast
8/24/08 8:11:41PM

Posted by jiujitsufreak74


Posted by skatenate

Alien Vs Predator

'To infinty and beyond!'



Toy Story


Character 1: Tell me how he died
Character 2: I will tell you how he lived




Last Samuri

Guy : You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here?
Rush
8/24/08 8:12:12PM

Posted by jiujitsufreak74



Character 1: Tell me how he died
Character 2: I will tell you how he lived





A very bad movie with Tom Cruise pretending to be a samurai.
dannyfrank
8/24/08 8:13:24PM
major payne:

"and so the train was chuggin along. chug-a chug-a chug-a chug-a choo choooo!! wans't until charlie rigged the bridge with explosives. just as the little engine that could was making its way across...BAMM!!!! there was blood and spit and ass flyin all over the place! bubba comes crawlin out the back and says, 'paaayyne... i cant feel my legs!' i say, 'bubba! they aint there!!' i look down and see two little nubs kickin real fast like this *waves hands really fast* i tell him, 'bubba, its 30 miles to the nearest hospital. unless you can flip up on yo hands and walk you aint gonna make it!!"

best movie ever
jiujitsufreak74
8/24/08 8:15:26PM

Posted by Rush


Posted by jiujitsufreak74



Character 1: Tell me how he died
Character 2: I will tell you how he lived





A very bad movie with Tom Cruise pretending to be a samurai.



WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The Last Samurai is my favorite movie of all time...my brain cannot handle the Blasphemy that you speak
aaa9erh8er
8/24/08 8:15:50PM

Posted by nastshabast


Posted by jiujitsufreak74


Posted by skatenate

Alien Vs Predator

'To infinty and beyond!'



Toy Story


Character 1: Tell me how he died
Character 2: I will tell you how he lived




Last Samuri

Guy : You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here?


i think the flock of seagulls is refering to pulp fiction.........if im right cool if not heres mine
guy1:what are you in for
guy2"im innocent lawyer ****** me
nastshabast
8/24/08 8:20:53PM

Posted by aaa9erh8er


Posted by nastshabast


Posted by jiujitsufreak74


Posted by skatenate

Alien Vs Predator

'To infinty and beyond!'



Toy Story


Character 1: Tell me how he died
Character 2: I will tell you how he lived




Last Samuri

Guy : You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here?


i think the flock of seagulls is refering to pulp fiction.........if im right cool if not heres mine
guy1:what are you in for
guy2"im innocent lawyer ****** me



Shawshank



GIRL Why is it every time you talk about a female you gotta say bitch, ho, or hootchie? GUY: 'Cause that's what you are.
Sam_Rothstein
8/24/08 8:39:31PM
why is there 4 props in the title? do you mean as in playground props or as in, oh hey mad props for getting that right

ive answered two quotes and no playground props

heck noone even attempted to answer my last quote, they just skipped over it

JERKS!
Rush
8/24/08 8:41:24PM
That one above is Boys in the Hood


And JJfreak, sorry dude, I've studied Japanese history, religion and swordsmanship. That movie pissed me off with every second watching it.

If you want to watch a really well made, well acted and more culturally correct story of a gaijin in ancient Japan, watch the epic Shogun.



jiujitsufreak74
8/24/08 8:46:47PM

Posted by Rush

That one above is Boys in the Hood


And JJfreak, sorry dude, I've studied Japanese history, religion and swordsmanship. That movie pissed me off with every second watching it.

If you want to watch a really well made, well acted and more culturally correct story of a gaijin in ancient Japan, watch the epic Shogun.






i'll give it a watch but i still say Last Samurai was a great movie
Rush
8/24/08 10:09:18PM

Posted by jiujitsufreak74

i'll give it a watch but i still say Last Samurai was a great movie



Just to give you a heads up, Shogun is about 10 hours long.
jiujitsufreak74
8/24/08 10:14:11PM

Posted by Rush


Posted by jiujitsufreak74

i'll give it a watch but i still say Last Samurai was a great movie



Just to give you a heads up, Shogun is about 10 hours long.



ill make the time
gartface
8/25/08 12:15:41AM

Posted by Sam_Rothstein


Posted by gartface


Posted by Trapt1nw0nder


Posted by Pookie


Posted by Sam_Rothstein

"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"



40 year old virgin right?



It is The 40 Year Old Virgin,but you didnt provide a quote...



I'll start a new one.....dont know if its 100% right,but you should get it if you know it..

"he was nice to that kid.....But he fights like a girl![laughs] what you gonna do about it,Miss?,Im right here!"

Big Daddy

Maybe a little obscure
"He hasn't seen karate like my karate. First I'm going to choke him to death...then...karate."





Thats the movie with joey lawrences little brother. Cheats

Person 1 "I am Sancho"

Person 2"Great, but what do you do?

Person 1"What do I do? I am Sancho. "

Person 2 "AND?"

Person 1 "And there are many Jeffs in the world, and many Toms as well. But I... I am Sancho."



Orgazmo

Guy #1 "You're telling me we traded a 6 foot Swedish broad for this guy?"
Guy #2 "I'm 6'1""
Guy #1 "Cool."
Ben_Hutch
8/25/08 1:47:18AM
Guy 1 - You were dead! I saw you die!
Guy 2 - I was faking, I used Ninja Focus to slow my heart-rate down
Guy 1 - What are you doing!?
Guy 2 - I'm Burying You
Guy 1 - I'm Alive Brennan I'm Alive!
Guy 2 - You're waking the neighbors shut up!


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