My funniest story while drunk.
A close friend of mine had found out his girl was cheating on him the day prior. He decided drinking would be the responsible and morally righteous way to drown out his sorrow. I accompanied him in his venture as that is what friends do when there is free beer to be consumed.
So from about 5 to 10 we drank, and drank, and drank some more. The whole time talking trash about women in general, being whores and such...(what can i say the man was emotionally wounded
We got a call from a friend about a party downtown. I convince my bud that im with that if he continues to wallow in his own grief, he's letting his tramp of a girlfriend win. I also reminded him that we were running out of beer. He agreed and soon we were off in search of some pooty. We drove to the party, forgive us.
We arrive too plastered and in no shape for such event. My friend starts hitting on the wrong peoples girlfriends and tough little angry mexican people started to give us evil eyes. I do my best to amend the situation and i steer my friend into the kitchen where the keg stands were supposed to be.
When we walk in holy hell occurs... His girlfriend was there, doing an inverted kegstand, while being held up by 2 random guys. There is no way in my drunken state that i could have stopped him from doing what he was about to do... so i decided to watch.
He walked right up to her, through the little crowd that was watching her, and gave her a right cross square into the vagina. Beer exploded from her mouth, the guys dropped her, and she landed hard on the tile floor.
My friend and i slipped away as the panic ensued. The crowd couldn't rat us out, as they were all staring down her skirt to begin with and didnt know who threw the punch.
We left the party as soon as possible, and to my delight my friend stop wallowing and bitching... he was back, and over his girlfriend. The next day he broke up with her and his girlfriend never found out who did it.