'Drunk moose' found stuck in tree

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10/3/11 11:53:36PM
Moose, likely drunk off fermented apples, found tangled in a tree in Sweden.

A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.
Per Johansson, 45, says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
With the help of police and rescue services, Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.
But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday.
Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid."

10/4/11 12:01:22AM
She's such a slob when she's drunk.
10/4/11 2:12:01AM
When I lived up in Wisconsin one of my close friends in high school had just got a Dodge Omni. I was following him in my truck to school and he got stuck in some ice and was spinning his tires. Before I could get him unstuck the sound spooked a moose in some trees. The next thing I see is this moose charging full speed at the Omni. That poor Omni didn't stand a chance. The moose beat that car to death and almost flipped it. But lucky for my friend the moose beating his car up got him unstuck enough to drive away. The poor car only made it a block away but the moose wasn't attacking it anymore.
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