UFC Drinking Games?

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Wallass
12/26/08 2:30:11PM
Anyone know any UFC drinking games? I wanna drink tomorrow night and was thinking that some of you gotta have some ideas? Shots when Joe says "World Class"? I remember hearing about Bas` just wondering if you guys have tried or know of any? Any help is appreciatted.

Wolfenstein
12/26/08 3:06:52PM
You could probably get quite a buzz just going shots for catch phrases.

Some of Joe Rogans...

"He's rocked."
"He's no joke"
"Definiive reach advantage"
"War of attrition"
"Oh, he's in big trouble"
"He's got it deep, nope, he gave it up"
"Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down."

Some of Goldberg's...

"And here we go"
"It's all over"
"Could we be blessed with a 3rd round?"
"Continuing on his meteoric rise!"
"You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"
Hendo67
12/26/08 3:09:34PM
hahah, nice post ^


We're getting together and watching the event tomorrow night, i think that it would be sweet to Drink, or take a shot everytime a camera pans to a fighter in the audience.

cloppio
12/26/08 3:52:36PM
i got a great ufc drinking game. i start drinking when i see a gladiator and i stop when i see the zuffa logo.
works for me
Wallass
12/26/08 5:39:37PM
LOL I like everyone of these ideas. I think I`ll start with the phrases and the fighters in the audience but I could also see this going the route Cloppio Suggests. Thanks guys.
postman
12/26/08 5:59:57PM

Posted by Wolfenstein

You could probably get quite a buzz just going shots for catch phrases.

Some of Joe Rogans...

"He's rocked."
"He's no joke"
"Definiive reach advantage"
"War of attrition"
"Oh, he's in big trouble"
"He's got it deep, nope, he gave it up"
"Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down."

Some of Goldberg's...

"And here we go"
"It's all over"
"Could we be blessed with a 3rd round?"
"Continuing on his meteoric rise!"
"You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"



Goldie:
"and in the Words of Randy Coture he wants to "impose his will""

But If you want to get smashed try doing a shot everytime Goldie says "if you will"
Jackelope
12/26/08 6:06:13PM
Here's one you will absolutely get SMASHED on

Any time Joe Rogan says something about a technique being the most underutilized technique in MMA. Guaranteed you will be passed out drunk after the 2nd rd of the first fight
Hendo67
12/26/08 6:14:16PM
Drink when you see Boobies
Drink when you see Kevin James
Drink when you see Mandy Moore
Drink whenever you see Dan Henderson in a corner.
Drink when Goldie says something idiotic (you'll get hamm'd)
Drink for every chest pump Kongo does in his entrance.
Drink for every time Buffer gets excited saying "INTRODUCING FIRST"
Jackelope
12/26/08 6:20:51PM

Posted by Hendo67

Drink for every chest pump Kongo does in his entrance.




Sweet jesus, man.. don't send him to the hospital!!
loller90278
12/26/08 6:49:26PM
1) Anytime Joe Rogan says “He Got Rocked!” you must

Take a flaming shot. This is one of Joe’s signature lines. He has stopped saying it as often as he used to, so when he does - it better count. We will not be held responsible for any houses that burn down as a result of a failed flaming shot.

2) Whenever a Fighter thanks Jesus you must

Take a shot using no hands. Upon tilting your head back you should place both of your hands high in the air.

3) Whenever a Ring Girl is shown you must

Pick up your beer and chug it until the camera pans away. If you finish your beer while she is still on the screen, just pretend like you are still drinking. Do not put your empty can down and open another half way through. You may get called for stalling.

4) Whenever a fighter gets knocked out you must

Take 1 shot (no chasers allowed). This lets your throat burn which shows empathy for what the fighter just went through. Karma points will again be awarded if you are the first to shout “KTFO”

5) Any time Mike Goldberg says “An interesting turn of events” you must

Stand up, do your best Mike Goldberg impression, take a drink of your beer, and knod your head.

6) Any time a fighter is submitted you must

Take 1 shot, and chase it with 1 gulp of beer. Shouting out the name of the submission before the announcers do, will earn you some karma points.



Wallass
12/26/08 6:52:19PM
Some of these are actually friggin hilarious guys. Im printing this out and gonna try all these. Hopefully I`ll last the whole time. Greatly appreciatted my friends.
Poohbah
12/26/08 7:38:17PM
Here is my collection:

Joe Rogan says one of the following words or phrases:
1) "Heavy hands"
2) "Punches from weird angles"
3) "That's in Deeeeeeeep!!!"
4) "Sick" or "World Class" jiu-jitsu (Double drink)
5) "No Joke" (Double drink)
6) "if he can just raise his left leg over... oh he's lost it" (Yard of beer)

Mike Goldberg says one of the following words or phrases:
1) "Here we go!!!"
2) "And it is all over!!!"
3) Says something extremely stupid and forces Joe to ignore him. (Double drink)
4) "(fighter) is one of the most feared strikers in the (insert weight) pound division..." (Double drink)
5) "Can he finish him from here Joe????" (Triple drink)

Either announcer:
1) "Nice leg kick"
2) "Peruvian Necktie"
3) "Impose their will"
4) "OH, BIG RIGHT HAND!" (Double drink)
5) "Top of the food chain" (Triple drink)

A fighter does the following during the fight:
1) Attempts a submission with 'plata' in it.
2) "Mission Control" is used or referenced
3) Kicked in the nuts (Double drink)
4) Thanks Jesus for giving him the strength to hospitalize his opponent (Triple drink)

Faces in the Crowd:
1) Anytime Dana White is shown.
2) Anyone from "That Seventies Show". Beers increase exponentially for each additional cast member.
3) Kevin James (Triple drink)

Crowd:
1) Boos a fight for lack of action.
2) Starts a USA chant. Triple if they use it as support for a non-US fighter.

Referee Related
1) Warns to "watch the back of the head".
2) Falls down for no reason (Triple drink)

Ring Girls:
1) Blows a kiss to the crowd.
2) Camera zooms in on her ass or chest (Double drink)

jiujitsufreak74
12/26/08 8:00:15PM

Posted by Jackelope


Posted by Hendo67

Drink for every chest pump Kongo does in his entrance.




Sweet jesus, man.. don't send him to the hospital!!



Seriously man, my friend tried that once....may he rest in piece
beerman77
12/26/08 8:43:49PM

Posted by Wallass

Anyone know any UFC drinking games? I wanna drink tomorrow night and was thinking that some of you gotta have some ideas? Shots when Joe says "World Class"? I remember hearing about Bas` just wondering if you guys have tried or know of any? Any help is appreciatted.



well it not ufc... but will work very well with it.. it called the hot chick i would fu** drinking game..
rules
#1 get beer or choice of booze
#2 drink every time you see a " hot chick you would fu**"
#3 laugh at your freinds for getten to drunk and drinking everytime they show a dude,, ahahhaha

good times i tell ya
hotrodttt
12/26/08 9:40:11PM
Drink when you see Barry land a Left High Kick, and everytime you see him kick Evensen's Legs from under him
dannyfrank
12/26/08 10:43:22PM
heres my drinking game:

1. get booze
2. open booze
3. drink booze
4. wake up the next morning naked in a tub of crushed ice

best drinking game in the world
Wolfenstein
12/26/08 10:47:50PM

Posted by dannyfrank

heres my drinking game:

1. get booze
2. open booze
3. drink booze
4. wake up the next morning naked in a tub of crushed ice

best drinking game in the world



Hopefully with both kidneys still intact.
Poohbah
12/26/08 11:04:18PM
In honor of Wandy, I will be drinking through a snorkel all night.
EvenFlow
12/26/08 11:30:35PM

Posted by Poohbah

In honor of Wandy, I will be drinking through a snorkel all night.



lol, nice, i got the beer bong so close enough
Poohbah
12/26/08 11:44:34PM
We're having friends over for the fight, but my wife works until 9pm tomorrow night. When she gets home, I'll have a hell of a time explaining, the snorkel, taped up nose, and the trash can full of ice water in our living room. Oh well, we've been married 9 years, so she's used to stuff like this.

Cdellorso
12/27/08 1:24:54AM
Everytime CB refers to himself in the 3rd party
Everytime subtitles are used or a translator is used.
everytime someone NOT in the fight takes his shirt off
Everytime someone "tweaks" their own Nipples
eveytime they sale "tale of the tape"
DEFINATELY everytime rogan says "its in deep"...
every time the fight is stood back up
everytime someone gets cut
everytime Goldie says " war of attrition"

this should keep you well quenched- have a great Party and a Happy new year all!!
MisterPatron
12/27/08 2:56:05AM
Yes there is actually a drinking game out here called Tap Out a group of people can paly the object of the game is whoever picks the wrong round the fighter wins in or loses that person has to drink that number of shots.

I.E

I pick Rashad to win in the 2nd round if the other group members pick any other round they lose and i can dish out those drinks or shots.
GrandMaster313
12/27/08 4:08:45PM

Posted by Hendo67

Drink when you see Boobies
Drink when you see Kevin James
Drink when you see Mandy Moore
Drink whenever you see Dan Henderson in a corner.
Drink when Goldie says something idiotic (you'll get hamm'd)
Drink for every chest pump Kongo does in his entrance.
Drink for every time Buffer gets excited saying "INTRODUCING FIRST"



have u ever noticed he always points to the other corner before he points to the corner he is "introducing first" i think its funny

cowcatcher
12/27/08 4:42:00PM

Posted by GrandMaster313


Posted by Hendo67

Drink when you see Boobies
Drink when you see Kevin James
Drink when you see Mandy Moore
Drink whenever you see Dan Henderson in a corner.
Drink when Goldie says something idiotic (you'll get hamm'd)
Drink for every chest pump Kongo does in his entrance.
Drink for every time Buffer gets excited saying "INTRODUCING FIRST"



have u ever noticed he always points to the other corner before he points to the corner he is "introducing first" i think its funny




that is the buffer turn, he tries to fool everyone and always overexaggerates. me and my buddys always crack up to buffer, he really wants to be a big part of the show.
ncordless
12/27/08 5:11:23PM

Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by GrandMaster313


Posted by Hendo67

Drink when you see Boobies
Drink when you see Kevin James
Drink when you see Mandy Moore
Drink whenever you see Dan Henderson in a corner.
Drink when Goldie says something idiotic (you'll get hamm'd)
Drink for every chest pump Kongo does in his entrance.
Drink for every time Buffer gets excited saying "INTRODUCING FIRST"



have u ever noticed he always points to the other corner before he points to the corner he is "introducing first" i think its funny




that is the buffer turn, he tries to fool everyone and always overexaggerates. me and my buddys always crack up to buffer, he really wants to be a big part of the show.


Buffer has given a couple of interviews on sherdog radio where he talks about it... pretty funny.
Lord_Lenny
12/27/08 6:39:55PM
You have to chug for the duration of Mike Goldberg creepily staring at Joe while he's talking. You know that thing where he tucks his chin in and nods at Joe while standing way to close

And a shot everytime Joe rolls his eyes at mike
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loller90278
12/27/08 8:31:41PM

Posted by hotrodttt

Drink when you see Barry land a Left High Kick, and everytime you see him kick Evensen's Legs from under him



you just earned me 22 points! i had evensen by sub before i saw this post!!

Hendo67
12/28/08 4:03:09AM

Posted by Jackelope


Posted by Hendo67

Drink for every chest pump Kongo does in his entrance.




Sweet jesus, man.. don't send him to the hospital!!


Hahaha, we tired that tonight, it didn't go over too well with like 75 percent of the people involved.
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