Dirty Blues utterly crazy - relaxed - fantasy draft

MMAPlayground.com » Off Topic » Side Games » Dirty Blues utterly crazy - relaxed - fantasy draft
« Previous Page
Rabi
6/2/12 3:58:36PM
1. Batman rd1 tko head kick
2. Rousey rd1 sub armbar
3. Superman rd3 tko superman punch
4. Tyson rd1 tko Punch
5. Kratos rd1 sub bear hug
6. Kiddo rd1 tko spinning heel kick
7. Dodson rd1 tko overhand right
8. Prime rd1 tko hammer fist
Bubbles
6/2/12 4:28:34PM
Main Event
Batman via 2nd round KO. Robin distracted Predator with some weird sex dance that was actually intended for Batman, Batman took advantage and KO'd it with a spinning wheel kick to the head. Predator then planked.

MMAvMMA
Ronda Rousey via UD. This fight quickly became an Ultimate Surrender match and the crowd loved every second of it. Gina put up a fight but Ronda was too strong and scored more points. Ronda was awarded the strapon and the rest is up to your imagination

NONEvNONE
Neo via UD. Neo was able control time and space, which caused Superman to gas. Neo has infinite cardio due to his weekly training of fighting off 100000 Smiths

MMAvNONE
Mike Tyson 1st round KO. Think of Wandy vs Leben but a more vicious KO a little later into the round

MAIN CARD
Darth Vader via 2nd round technical submission (Force choke). Darth toyed with Kratos using the Force and decided his time was better spent elsewhere so he choked him out cold using the Force.

Sarah Conner via 3rd round TKO. Connor was getting her ass kicked for 2 round before she rallied back and unleashed the beast and steamrolled Kiddo until the ref stepped in and called the fight with 20 seconds left.

Cristiane "Cyborg Santos via 1st round verbal submission. Shortly after the bell Cyborg flexed. Dodson said "fuck this, I don't wanna die" and quit.

BEATDOWN
Optimus Prime via 1st round KO. First death ever inside the Octagon as Prime didnt hold anything back and smashed Bisping's face into a bloody pulp. It didn't help that Bisping had a Decepticon logo tatooed on his left tit.

FOTN: Rousey vs Carano
KOTN: Mike Tyson
SOTN: Darth Vader
Budgellism
6/2/12 5:47:34PM
Batman 3rd round tko referee stoppage (batarang through Predator‘s throat)
Rousey 1st round sub (armbar)
Superman 1st round ko (superman punch)
Tyson 3rd round tko (punches)
Kratos 1st round ko (slam)
Connor ud
Dodson ud
Prime 1st round referee stoppage (Bisping flattened by Prime‘s foot)
jjeans
6/2/12 6:51:49PM

Posted by Budgellism

Batman 3rd round tko referee stoppage (batarang through Predator‘s throat)



Oh dear, our issue there is that's a foreign object
Predator 3rd DQ
Budgellism
6/2/12 7:00:40PM

Posted by jjeans


Posted by Budgellism

Batman 3rd round tko referee stoppage (batarang through Predator‘s throat)



Oh dear, our issue there is that's a foreign object
Predator 3rd DQ




Posted by jjeans

Right guys, I'm doing a draft and as you can tell, it's gonna be utterly crazy.

Rules.

1. Everyone must select 16 people/characters/Fighters, yes either.
2. The game will start on the 16th of April
3. Why Relaxed you ask? You have 24 hours instead of 12.
4. 6 of your 16 fighters must be MMA fighters. The other must never have competed in a mixed martial arts match
5. All your bouts will be open weight matches.
5. There's no rule that says fighters have to fight other fighters etc.
6. It's so relaxed you don't need to be good at maths.
7. All fights will be contested in 3 x 5 minute rounds in an octagon under the unified rules of MMA

Fight cards will be broken into -
Main Event (no rule)
1 MMA vs MMA Fight
1 None-MMA vs None fight
1 MMA vs None Fight
3 Main Card
1 Beatdown (no rule)

Once all the fight cards are up we'll go through card by card and make the results.

Once that's done we'll all vote on the best of each category.



hashyandy4
6/3/12 2:35:58AM
1. Batman- UD
2. Rousey- RD1 SUB (Armbar)
3. Neo- RD2 TKO (Flying Head Kick)
4. Siva- RD1 SUB (Rear Naked)
5. Vader- RD3 TKO (Force Slam)
6. Kiddo- UD
7. Dodson- RD1 TKO (Punches)
8. Prime- RD1 TKO (Punches)
Poor_Franklin
6/3/12 12:39:20PM

Posted by Bubbles




Cristiane "Cyborg Santos via 1st round verbal submission. Shortly after the bell Cyborg flexed. Dodson said "fuck this, I don't wanna die" and quit.




best fight description ever?
pmoney
6/5/12 2:53:57AM
It was a night of tragedy on Poor Franklin's card...

Card 1 Poor Franklin

Main Event
Predator kills Batman real bad, real quick. First round spine removal. Batman looks like a fish breathing oxygen to death.

MMAvMMA
Carano comes out looking sloppy, and frankly a little dumpy and gets armbarred in round one. Some say she had her heart beaten out against Cyborg... it turns out "they" were right, when Carano then commits suicide in the ring by slitting her own wrists and throat with a razorblade that was in her hair

NONEvNONE
Superman via RD 1 Technical Sub (twister) [Neo dies, broken spine]

MMAvNONE
Mike Tyson RD 1 KO (Lunging rapist right hook) [Wandy was internally decapitated and leaves the ring in a body bag]

MAIN CARD
Darth Vader RD 1 Technical Sub (Invisible Guillotine) [Darth force chokes Kratos, Kratos also gets his neck broken]

Beatrix Kiddo RD1 KO (elbows from mount) [Conner succumbs to skull fractures and brain bleeding after the fight]

Santos RD 1 KO (uppercuts) [John Dodson was the only loser on this card not to die after his fight, although he did spend extensive time recovering, while dealing with bloody urine and stool]

BEATDOWN
Bisping said a transforming truck don't mean fuckall, whatever that means. The Count shows up with a gang of hooligans and they lay some crowbars into the tin can and call it a day.
Bubbles
6/5/12 5:14:55PM
holy shit thats dark pmoney
pmoney
6/5/12 7:33:57PM

Posted by Bubbles

holy shit thats dark pmoney





Thanks Bubbles I used to be really obsessed with grizzly deaths growing up. Think Addams Family. For some reason the "super relaxed draft" brought that side of me out again. I just find it funny more so than morbid.
jjeans
6/8/12 10:59:33AM
Template 2:

Main Event (no rule)

Manny Pacquiao v Floyd Mayweather Jr.

MMA vs MMA Fight

Chael Sonnen v Randy Couture

None-MMA vs None fight

Jack Bauer v John Rambo

MMA vs None Fight

Shogun Rua v Lennox Lewis

Main Card

William Wallace v King Leonidas
Jaws (Bond Villain) v James Thompson
B.A. Baracus v Kimbo Slice

Beatdown (no rule)

Frank Dux v Semmy Schiltz
hashyandy4
6/10/12 2:48:07AM
1. Mayweather Jr.- UD
2. Sonnen- RD2 SUB (Arm Triangle)
3. Bauer- SD
4. Rua- RD1 SUB (Kneebar)
5. Wallace- RD3 TKO (Slam and Punches)
6. Thompson- RD1 TKO (Punches)
7. Baracus- RD1 TKO (Headbutt, Slam and Punches)
8. Dux- RD2 TKO (Flying Head Kick)
Budgellism
6/10/12 9:34:33AM
1. Mayweather UD
2. Sonnen UD
3. Rambo 1st round ko (slam and punches)
4. Shogun 1st round tko (knees in the clinch)
5. Leonidas 1st round tko (relentless hammer fists from side control)
6. Thompson 1st round submission (fear)
7. Baracus 1st round ko (right hook)
8. Schiltz 1st round ko (stomps)
Bubbles
6/10/12 10:52:12PM
Manny Pacquiao UD
Chael Sonnen UD
John Rambo 1st round sub (RNC)
Shogun Rua 2nd round TKO (leg kicks)
William Wallace 3rd round KO (flying superman punch)
James Thompson 2nd round TKO (knees and punches)
Kimbo Slice via 1st round KO (kimboplex)
Semmy Schiltz UD
Poor_Franklin
6/11/12 3:20:01AM
Floyd Mayweather Jr. R3 TKO (Floyd rocks Pac-Man & jumps on him quickly to ground & pund manny out)
Chael Sonnen SD
Rambo R1 KO
Shogun Rua R3 TKO (Lewis couldnt handle the leg kicks & Shogun finishes him late in the 3rd)
William Wallace R2 KO (hard fought battle but Wallace wanted it just a little bit more)
Thompson SD
Baracus R1 KO
Frank Dux R3 KO (Multiple Roundhouse Kicks to the Face)
pmoney
6/12/12 3:33:15PM
Template 2:

Main Event (no rule)

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Rd 1 Ko (loaded gloves)

MMA vs MMA Fight

Sonnen (UD)

None-MMA vs None fight

John Rambo (RD 2 Skinning)

MMA vs None Fight

Lennox Lewis (Rd 1 KO)

Main Card

William Wallace (Rd 1 KO)
Jaws (UD)
B.A. Baracus (RD 1 TKO [exhaustion])

Beatdown (no rule)

Frank Dux (RD 1 KO)
jjeans
6/20/12 1:59:19PM
Right guys! Things haven't gone the way I planned so I won't be able to list everyones results, however I do want to finish this so we can crown a winner, so here is

Can you please Private Message me and rank the following from 1st to 7th (putting yourself last) in the order you think was the biggest one sided beatdown

PoorFranklin
Optimus Prime vs Michael Bisping

Rabi

Frank Dux v Semmy Schiltz

jjeans

Doctor Who vs Alien (from Alien)

Budge

Shane Carwin vs. George W. Bush

Hashy

Rousimar Palhares vs Shinya Aoki

Bubbles

Donkey Kong vs King Kong

P$
Renan Barao vs. Clay Guida
hashyandy4
7/2/12 11:34:25PM
Whats the word with this game??
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7]
Related Topics