would you still do the dirty?
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POLL: would you sleep with this woman?
| hells yeah! shes a pro |    |
61% | (20) |
| eff no! even triple wrapping is risky |    |
39% | (13) |
Bubbles
9/9/12 12:24:45AM
Let me paint a scenario:
You meet some chick at a bar and start chatting her up. It's nearing the end of the night and you have struck out with every chick you have interacted with. This one is a 6/10 sober but 8/10 at this point after a good night of drinking and you're sold that she's the one for tonight. You whisper in her ear "let's get outta here" and she is all for it. You flag a cab to go back to your place, heavily making out the entire way home. You go straight to the bedroom and once the clothes come off you see this tattooed on her lower back. You stop for a moment to ponder whether to continue. Do you?
P.S. If you said yes, apparently she can be found at the Boston Pizza in Keswick, Ontario
You meet some chick at a bar and start chatting her up. It's nearing the end of the night and you have struck out with every chick you have interacted with. This one is a 6/10 sober but 8/10 at this point after a good night of drinking and you're sold that she's the one for tonight. You whisper in her ear "let's get outta here" and she is all for it. You flag a cab to go back to your place, heavily making out the entire way home. You go straight to the bedroom and once the clothes come off you see this tattooed on her lower back. You stop for a moment to ponder whether to continue. Do you?
P.S. If you said yes, apparently she can be found at the Boston Pizza in Keswick, Ontario
jae_1833
9/9/12 12:55:47AM
Whose got two thumbs and love the V? This guy! Seriously, no rules when your single other than the wrap before you tap rule. If your messing around with sluts, then this kind of thing comes with the turf, don't be scared homie!
187
9/9/12 1:31:56AM
yes, you always do the dirty..
backalley101
9/9/12 3:35:12AM
14 years married still a no 
Kpro
9/9/12 5:38:57AM
The better question is if she didn't have that tattoo would she still be an 8/10. I say nay. Hit it twice!
aussiemma
9/9/12 5:50:36AM
who has one night stands with the lights on ? plus being drunk, you would never see that tattoo till the next morning....if you're still there.
prophecy033
9/9/12 6:10:57AM
if I saw the tattoo, probably a hummer only....I'm lying, I'd aim for it and make sure she was true to her word. Shit, when I'm drunk a 5/10 is the new 8/10.... As long as they have soft hand
Posted by Kpro
The better question is if she didn't have that tattoo would she still be an 8/10. I say nay. Hit it twice!
BeeR
9/9/12 6:59:01AM
I would have done her in the cab then bailed on her and the cab fare
prozacnation1978
9/9/12 7:59:44AM
I honestly would wear a rubber for sure.
I'm bad enough just to have a crumbled Brown lunch bag on my desk that has tons of rubbers that I steal from a actual bar in my local area that has a fish bowl of free rubbers
I'm bad enough just to have a crumbled Brown lunch bag on my desk that has tons of rubbers that I steal from a actual bar in my local area that has a fish bowl of free rubbers
jjeans
9/9/12 8:07:17AM
Sure would but....
I agree with this!
Posted by prozacnation1978
I honestly would wear a rubber for sure.
I agree with this!
sparky
9/9/12 8:51:18AM
Posted by prophecy033if I saw the tattoo, probably a hummer only....I'm lying, I'd aim for it and make sure she was true to her word. Shit, when I'm drunk a 5/10 is the new 8/10.... As long as they have soft hand
Posted by Kpro
The better question is if she didn't have that tattoo would she still be an 8/10. I say nay. Hit it twice!
5/10 is the new 9/10
hit that brother
grappler0000
9/9/12 9:21:30AM
No thanks. You can wear 14 condoms and still get the diseases that can be passed via skin contact, like genital herpes. If they invent a body condom, I'd reconsider.
kopower
9/9/12 9:53:55AM
No thanks. I would want to keep my dick disease free. That semen demon's not gonna touch my prestine goods. Besides, no 6/10 is good enough for this 7/10 
warglory
9/9/12 10:23:17AM
She spelled semen correctly...do'er.
DancingDoll
9/9/12 11:18:06AM
How about this girl?
Technically this is a much more discrete tattoo... well, until those nasty cold sores totally blow her lip up, of course... then you can prolly read it from across the bar.
Technically this is a much more discrete tattoo... well, until those nasty cold sores totally blow her lip up, of course... then you can prolly read it from across the bar.
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Bubbles
9/9/12 11:38:18AM
Posted by DancingDoll
How about this girl?
Technically this is a much more discrete tattoo... well, until those nasty cold sores totally blow her lip up, of course... then you can prolly read it from across the bar.
Your next story should involve these 2 lovely ladies
jjeans
9/9/12 11:42:25AM
Posted by DancingDoll
How about this girl?
Technically this is a much more discrete tattoo... well, until those nasty cold sores totally blow her lip up, of course... then you can prolly read it from across the bar.
I don't care where your tattoo is DD just yes please
Bubbles
9/9/12 11:42:58AM
Posted by grappler0000
No thanks. You can wear 14 condoms and still get the diseases that can be passed via skin contact, like genital herpes. If they invent a body condom, I'd reconsider.
reconsider you shall
cowcatcher
9/9/12 11:51:21AM
Yes to Bubbs.
Yes to DD.
Shame on Proph for acting like he'd only take an old fashioned from her. Liar!!!!
Yes to DD.
Shame on Proph for acting like he'd only take an old fashioned from her. Liar!!!!
DancingDoll
9/9/12 12:02:10PM
Posted by Bubbles
Posted by DancingDoll
How about this girl?
Technically this is a much more discrete tattoo... well, until those nasty cold sores totally blow her lip up, of course... then you can prolly read it from across the bar.
Your next story should involve these 2 lovely ladies
I'm going to call it "Whore Wars: Cum Dumpster vs Semen Demon"
They can be like sexual superheroes... maybe even give them condom capes and abilities to dodge STIs like a speeding bullet.
And eventually they'll join forces to save the bar scene from the resident villain - the evil Cock Gobbler.
Franklinfan47
9/9/12 12:44:50PM
Maybe I'll make the trip to Keswick
kopower
9/9/12 1:06:44PM
I'm going to call it "Whore Wars: Cum Dumpster vs Semen Demon" They can be like sexual superheroes... maybe even give them condom capes and abilities to dodge STIs like a speeding bullet. And eventually they'll join forces to save the bar scene from the resident villain - the evil Cock Gobbler.
shaneTpain
9/9/12 5:38:16PM
im always down for the cause
prophecy033
9/9/12 6:23:30PM
Posted by cowcatcher
Yes to Bubbs.
Yes to DD.
Shame on Proph for acting like he'd only take an old fashioned from her. Liar!!!!
Bubbles
9/9/12 7:36:54PM
Posted by DancingDoll
And eventually they'll join forces to save the bar scene from the resident villain - the evil Cock Blocker.
fixed
Ordep
9/9/12 8:53:33PM
Best part of the story is Bubbles noting the tattoo and pulling out his cellphone for the picture thinking "the guys from the Playground gotta see this shit"
kopower
9/9/12 8:58:30PM
Posted by DancingDoll
Technically this is a much more discrete tattoo... well, until those nasty cold sores totally blow her lip up, of course... then you can prolly read it from across the bar.
DCrage profile pic
prozacnation1978
9/9/12 9:38:14PM
I used to have a co worker that always got cold sores on her lip
I would always ask what the fuck is that ??
I would always ask what the fuck is that ??
scoozna
9/9/12 10:30:58PM
Posted by kopower
DCrage profile pic
oh my.
jjeans
9/10/12 5:13:52AM
Posted by Ordep
Best part of the story is Bubbles noting the tattoo and pulling out his cellphone for the picture thinking "the guys from the Playground gotta see this shit"
I think that all the time!