Dancing Doll on Amazon

Show one of our own some love on Amazon and check out her new Kindle edition of "Playing Dirty".---- If you don't know what she writes about, its children's stories, great for the entire family.....wait no, that's not right, she writes adult erotica. Even better right? She doesn't know I'm giving a her a plug because she is above pandering but lord knows I'm not. So...


Ashleigh Lake- "Playing Dirty"


Buy a copy, or just set up a couple of fake accounts and give it 5 star reviews (previous statement not endorsed by DD). Or you could just congratulate her and wish her luck....you know, whatever your into.

As it's on kindle nobody will know that you are reading porn on the train to work

*as long as your not wearing tight trousers

Even better if some of the stuff are based on real life experiences

Awwww.... thank you, Adrenaline!

Yeah, it's my very first complete book, 269 pages (that was coincidental by the way), so I'm happy to have it out there. I've been plagiarized *a lot* in the past with stolen stories, so Amazon seems the way to go.

Plus, yeah, you can read it on your Kindle and not worry about people looking over your shoulder or checking your computer history files and wondering what you're up to. Wait... if you're reading dirty stories and your significant other doesn't know - is that cheating? (waiting for KFM to weigh in on this).

I'll also say it's not Fifty Shades of Grey type girly stuff... so check the warning labels first. The majority of my readers are actually guys (or really dirty girls).

Thanks for the plug! xo

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Posted by prozacnation1978

Even better if some of the stuff are based on real life experiences

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The characters and places/locations are based on real people and things I've done, places I've been... There's a little bit of truth in each story, but I use a lot of plot twists so the storylines aren't reality-based. Several of the sex scenes are, though.

DD is talking out of her ass. Atleast 70% of the stories are about sexual encounters that we have had together. Don't let her fool you. I really should be getting royalties now that I think of it.

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Posted by DancingDoll

Wait... if you're reading dirty stories and your significant other doesn't know - is that cheating? (waiting for KFM to weigh in on this).

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lol

I don't think it is but some will argue otherwise. Cheating does not have to be physical. We always weigh most things on the HARD and physical evidence . Just because your partner does not have HARD evidence against you, that doesn't mean you will walk scott-free. I have seen spouses built cases on the grounds of abstinence alone. "We haven't done it in a week. Are you sleeping with someone? Huh? Does that little pee pee only get HARD when you sleep with other women? Huh? You don't even get HARD anymore. Do I not turn you on? The next time you want a BJ, go get it from that whore you've been sleeping with."

"What did I do this time!?"

THE VOICE OF REASON gives it

"people and things I've done"

lol

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Posted by KungFuMaster

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Posted by DancingDoll

Wait... if you're reading dirty stories and your significant other doesn't know - is that cheating? (waiting for KFM to weigh in on this).

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lol

I don't think it is but some will argue otherwise. Cheating does not have to be physical. We always weigh most things on the HARD and physical evidence . Just because your partner does not have HARD evidence against you, that doesn't mean you will walk scott-free. I have seen spouses built cases on the grounds of abstinence alone. "We haven't done it in a week. Are you sleeping with someone? Huh? Does that little pee pee only get HARD when you sleep with other women? Huh? You don't even get HARD anymore. Do I not turn you on? The next time you want a BJ, go get it from that whore you've been sleeping with."

"What did I do this time!?"

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LOL... Actually coincidentally, there is a lot of cheating in this book. Not that I condone cheating (of course) but it does make things more exciting as far as plot points in a story go. There's only so much interest you can stir by loving monogamous missionary by vanilla-scented candlelight.

And I'm with ya on that one KFM, I am against abstinence!

Read it, still got wood

I'm running out of excuses to tell everyone actually

"no man, I don't have a boner, I fucked up my back"
"really cuz that's the 3rd day this week"

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Posted by prophecy033

Read it, still got wood

I'm running out of excuses to tell everyone actually

"no man, I don't have a boner, I fucked up my back"
"really cuz that's the 3rd day this week"

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Tuck it in your waistband and wear a baggy sweater


Jesus did I really just recommend that?

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Posted by Adrenaline

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Posted by prophecy033

Read it, still got wood

I'm running out of excuses to tell everyone actually

"no man, I don't have a boner, I fucked up my back"
"really cuz that's the 3rd day this week"

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Tuck it in your waistband and wear a baggy sweater


Jesus did I really just recommend that?

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Do you recommend THIS from experience?

Dancing Doll's writing is kinda like a Chael_Sonnen thread.

You can read them for days and days, but they really serve their purpose in the first couple paragraphs

Congrats DD!

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Posted by Franklinfan47

Dancing Doll's writing is kinda like a Chael_Sonnen thread.

You can read them for days and days, but they really serve their purpose in the first couple paragraphs

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lol, if this doesn't get at least 3 props I'll be shocked. Well played

Congrats though DD, I'll buy a copy next Friday (paycheck) and give it a read through. My buddy Zoe might like this, I'll let her know as well.

Has it got any pictures? Or scratch n sniff? You know us men are very tactile.

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Posted by Adrenaline

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Posted by prophecy033

Read it, still got wood

I'm running out of excuses to tell everyone actually

"no man, I don't have a boner, I fucked up my back"
"really cuz that's the 3rd day this week"

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Tuck it in your waistband and wear a baggy sweater


Jesus did I really just recommend that?

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I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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Posted by DancingDoll

I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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If I hear something vibrating for longer than 5 seconds, I know it's not their electric razor

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Posted by Bubbles

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Posted by DancingDoll

I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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If I hear something vibrating for longer than 5 seconds, I know it's not their electric razor

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Personally I set my cell phone to vibrate and shove it down into the pouch in my boxers, the trick is that you have to first text Kpro and tell him that the 100th person to call your number wins dinner for two with Hong Man Choi.

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Posted by Bubbles

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Posted by DancingDoll

I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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If I hear something vibrating for longer than 5 seconds, I know it's not their electric razor

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My vibes are super quiet. I have a bit of a toy fetish. No, really... I have one that plugs into my usb-port on my computer and I'll even charge it up in public while at Starbucks etc. People just think it's a memory stick.

You guys would be shocked at what we get away with in public.

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Posted by DancingDoll

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Posted by Bubbles

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Posted by DancingDoll

I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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If I hear something vibrating for longer than 5 seconds, I know it's not their electric razor

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My vibes are super quiet. I have a bit of a toy fetish. No, really... I have one that plugs into my usb-port on my computer and I'll even charge it up in public while at Starbucks etc. People just think it's a memory stick.

You guys would be shocked at what we get away with in public.

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Please, continue....I'm sure you are enticing some men around here to read your book who haven't picked one up since the 9th grade.

I love how all of our prop meters are throbbing in this thread

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Posted by prophecy033

I love how all of our prop meters are throbbing in this thread

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Mine isn't But i'm sure it will be after some light reading...
My wife is reading Shades of Grey (apparently not for the sex scenes!) but I'm gonna try get her to read this to me, thanks DD
I love how this thread hasn't been derailed. We know the PG loves sex!

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Posted by infestructure

My wife is reading Shades of Grey (apparently not for the sex scenes!) but I'm gonna try get her to read this to me, thanks DD

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Your sex life will never be the same again...

Actually I once got a fan-note from a couple that liked to 'act out' my stories with role play. I always found that fun to imagine.

Some of my stories are pretty twisted though. I'd recommend a bottle of tequila and plenty of lube before attempting to re-enact certain scenes.

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Posted by DancingDoll

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Posted by Bubbles

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Posted by DancingDoll

I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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If I hear something vibrating for longer than 5 seconds, I know it's not their electric razor

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My vibes are super quiet. I have a bit of a toy fetish. No, really... I have one that plugs into my usb-port on my computer and I'll even charge it up in public while at Starbucks etc. People just think it's a memory stick.

You guys would be shocked at what we get away with in public.

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my mum gave me a usb vibrator thing a few months ago, on the terms that i "might know some young girls".. thaaanks mum..

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Posted by 187

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Posted by DancingDoll

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Posted by Bubbles

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Posted by DancingDoll

I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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If I hear something vibrating for longer than 5 seconds, I know it's not their electric razor

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My vibes are super quiet. I have a bit of a toy fetish. No, really... I have one that plugs into my usb-port on my computer and I'll even charge it up in public while at Starbucks etc. People just think it's a memory stick.

You guys would be shocked at what we get away with in public.

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my mum gave me a usb vibrator thing a few months ago, on the terms that i "might know some young girls".. thaaanks mum..

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Weird

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Posted by prophecy033

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Posted by 187

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Posted by DancingDoll

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Posted by Bubbles

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Posted by DancingDoll

I know guys that do that. lol The waistband trick is a good one. Girls are luckier that way - nobody can tell and public 'O's are easy to come by.

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If I hear something vibrating for longer than 5 seconds, I know it's not their electric razor

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My vibes are super quiet. I have a bit of a toy fetish. No, really... I have one that plugs into my usb-port on my computer and I'll even charge it up in public while at Starbucks etc. People just think it's a memory stick.

You guys would be shocked at what we get away with in public.

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my mum gave me a usb vibrator thing a few months ago, on the terms that i "might know some young girls".. thaaanks mum..

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Weird

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Sounds like a progressive mum!

It's all good though... guys who are pro-toys are a good thing when it comes to sex.

My ex-bf was the anti-toy type. Now I just avoid guys like that.