Cowcatcher's last fling

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cowcatcher
9/28/12 2:17:01AM
So I met this girl about 2 weeks ago and we started texting. She was seeing another guy, but it wasn't serious yet(they hadn't gotten horizontal) so I figured it was ok to talk to her. We had only hung out once and nothing more than some making out went on.
So I talked to her today and she said broke it off with the other guy and I was a happy camper. She then told me that they had gotten together last week and after dinner and drinks went back to her place and did the . I figure, ok cool, she's being honest, not my first sloppy seconds. Then she tells me about the encounter...
So they get done doing what they're doing and he pops out of bed and says "I have to go to the car and get my inhaler". A few seconds later and he's peeling out of her place. A few days later and she has chlamydia.
I'm not a heartless bastard, but that was the last time I'll be talking to her. Thank god nothing happened with us, I'm not sure if she had it at that point or not as I'm unsure of the timeline and unwilling to talk to her again to ask. I dodged a bullet though, and figured I'd share the story of the chlamydia bandit.
cowcatcher
9/28/12 2:24:52AM
P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...
pmoney
9/28/12 2:33:38AM
Damn bro, talk about dodging a bullet! Glad to hear you didn't become a statistic!

I must admit though my first thought was the "I gotta get my inhaler" line is pure genius, albeit the dude being a huge piece of shit.
cowcatcher
9/28/12 2:36:17AM

Posted by pmoney

Damn bro, talk about dodging a bullet! Glad to hear you didn't becomeca statistic!

I must admit though my first thought was the "I gotta get my inhaler" line is pure genius, albeit the dude being a huge piece of shit.



Although part of me considers him a hero of sorts because of that awesome out, he kind of fucked up my deal there. Well more than kind of. The worst part is I found out during the football game tonight with a bunch of my buddies. They were not kind.
Budgellism
9/28/12 3:37:52AM

Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...



george112
9/28/12 6:23:55AM



That's a funny.

FastKnockout
9/28/12 6:52:16AM
the chlamydia bandit had me rolling
thevoodooninja
9/28/12 7:48:04AM
That story made me think we need a little guy wiping his forehead, like whoa that was a close one
kopower
9/28/12 8:47:26AM
Honestly, that chick should try and press charges on the dude, especially if he knowingly gave it to her. That's f'd up man. Glad your little cowcatcher didn't catch the chlamydia.
emfleek
9/28/12 8:51:56AM
I would've at least tried to score a blowjob. BUT, then again, I can't put myself in her shoes. Not sure how emotional I would be after finding out I have the clap.

Theoutlaw08
9/28/12 9:03:28AM
Good dodge man. Sounds like typically Milwaukee women. HAHAHAHA. Just kidding. Im guessing she got it from a buddy of mine, who seems to always have some kind of STD. Good dodge Cowcatcher, keep your chin up and find a chick that isnt foaming from the lips.
DancingDoll
9/28/12 9:29:49AM
Well, at least she told you.

Although honestly I'm kind of surprised she gave you all the details about the other guy (dating, having sex with him, inhaler-getaways). That's a lot of TMI when you're just starting to date someone new, especially if it's going on at the exact same time.

I agree though - probably best to lose her number - for the reasons I mentioned above as well as for her lack of condom-awareness in general, when it comes to first-time-sex, asthma-faking losers like Mr. Clap.
Bubbles
9/28/12 9:33:43AM

Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek
kopower
9/28/12 9:40:10AM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek





thevoodooninja
9/28/12 9:43:42AM

Posted by kopower

Honestly, that chick should try and press charges on the dude, especially if he knowingly gave it to her. That's f'd up man. Glad your little cowcatcher didn't catch the chlamydia.



I guy from where I live got put away this summer for knowingly having HIV and having sex with women
Shawn91111
9/28/12 10:09:07AM
Id be thankful she was honest. Never trust women
emfleek
9/28/12 10:13:33AM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.

cowcatcher
9/28/12 10:56:27AM
To DD and Shawn's point, I am glad she was honest. I had to cancel plans with her this week because things came up and we were going to hang out this weekend, so I guess she figured she had to let me know. The call started with the usual pleasantries, "How are you?", "How was your day?", and then came the dreaded line, "I have to tell you something because I want to be honest with you." This chick is 5'11", so she's a tall drink of water, and I was thinking to myself, "How did I not see the fucking Adam's apple?", but then out came "You know that guy I was seeing...". The rest is history. Very cool of her to tell me, very glad I cancelled plans with her earlier in the week.
Bubbles
9/28/12 11:21:42AM

Posted by emfleek


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.



I hate this guessing game...I always have a blindfold on
Theoutlaw08
9/28/12 11:22:04AM

Posted by emfleek


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.




Hey now, thats pretty close to my nickname; "The Herpes Outlaw".
prophecy033
9/28/12 11:56:15AM
Brutal honesty has never been so Damn funny
cowcatcher
9/28/12 12:22:12PM

Posted by Theoutlaw08


Posted by emfleek


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by cowcatcher

P.S. I think she said his name was Kpro...


I thought Kpro was the gonorrhea bandit must have confused him with Fleek



That's "Hepatitis Outlaw" to you, asshole.




Hey now, thats pretty close to my nickname; "The Herpes Outlaw".



I believe his Christian name is Herpalong Cassidy.
scoozna
9/28/12 4:49:32PM
It can be cleared up with antibiotics. Not that I know anything about it...
However, there's plenty of fish in the sea, so I say find a cleaner, healthier one.
Kpro
9/28/12 7:13:49PM
Chlamydia is curable.

So it's basically the one that I don't have. Gotta check facts.

btw, topless photos seem to be closer to finding their way to my phone than yours at the moment CC..........
jae_1833
9/28/12 11:30:45PM
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you...
cowcatcher
9/29/12 11:18:34AM

Posted by Kpro

Chlamydia is curable.

So it's basically the one that I don't have. Gotta check facts.

btw, topless photos seem to be closer to finding their way to my phone than yours at the moment CC..........



prozacnation1978
9/30/12 6:32:13PM
Christ. At least she was honest. She could have fried your wiener off man.

My last fling. She is moving to san Diego. She was in town for a day. I offered her to stay at my place. Save on a hote. I cook her dinner as well. Take her to the movies buy her ticket.

Find out days later she was pissed that I didn't offer to buyher snacks

I am what the fuck !! You get a free dinner movie place to stay the night and your not thankful.

Fucking women.
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