if chael sonnen ran for office in your state what would you want his campaign slogan to be?

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vistol
8/3/11 4:00:11PM
i would want it to be "chael sonnen. because he's better then you"
Theoutlaw08
8/3/11 4:16:16PM
I wouldn't want him to run for office in my state.....so nothing please.
prophecy033
8/3/11 4:20:53PM
I'm from Oregon so.... "vote sonnen because he will submit to the people first...Anderson second"
Copenhagen
8/3/11 4:25:52PM
Chael Sonnen (R) - "Democrats, be prepared to be on your backs more than a pornstar with a mortgage payment."
ghandikush
8/3/11 4:38:58PM
"I cheated my way to four times the average humans testosterone and still got submitted from top"
Chael_Sonnen
8/3/11 4:42:21PM
"The American Gangster approves this message"
Wallass
8/3/11 4:45:41PM
"It may not be great but hey, you're not living in Brazil!"
Wallass
8/3/11 4:48:55PM
"I get away with absolutely EVERYTHING, why couldn't you?"
Chael_Sonnen
8/3/11 4:50:44PM
"When elected, I promise to put an end to grown men wearing crooked hats, pink sweaters and earings....yeah Anderson, your time is up."
FastKnockout
8/3/11 4:53:03PM
Eh, I'm not one for slogans. But I always love a good joke!

What's the difference between Chael Sonnen and my wife?

Answer: When my wife talks thrash, she gets the belt!
Poor_Franklin
8/3/11 5:21:16PM
"As future Governor of Mississippi, I can't count on your vote because you're all inbred idiots who are to stupid to vote for the right person, so I'm going to come to each & every one of your houses & whoop your ass if you don't vote for me."

I'm not saying I would want him to say it. This is just what I would imagine him saying....
tcunningham
8/3/11 11:16:15PM
haha id probably vote for him
KungFuMaster
8/5/11 1:17:51AM
The Republican Terminator. He is America's Son. He has fought the Brazilians and the Japanese and for you..............he will fight the Democrats.

Sonnen dressed in Uncle Sam's costume: " My name is Chael Sonnen and I approve this message ....and so should you." ( and right when Sonnen says so should you, he points to the camera )


It would be awesome if someone can photoshop Sonnen's face on this^^^.

Photoshop contestants, perhaps one of you can put Sonnen's face on Uncle Sam.
UFC_Fanatic
8/5/11 10:51:14AM

Posted by KungFuMaster

The Republican Terminator. He is America's Son. He has fought the Brazilians and the Japanese and for you..............he will fight the Democrats.

Sonnen dressed in Uncle Sam's costume: " My name is Chael Sonnen and I approve this message ....and so should you." ( and right when Sonnen says so should you, he points to the camera )


It would be awesome if someone can photoshop Sonnen's face on this^^^.



I was thinking something right along those lines only he would point and say "Uncle Chael wants you!.....To look the other way"
emfleek
8/5/11 10:53:12AM
"When the going gets tough, I do not joke. But when the sh*t hits the fan, I'll tap before I choke!"
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