CALLING ALL BOUNCERS

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Feared1
6/2/08 1:59:23AM
I'm a new member. I am pissed off because my “Windows Media” did not record the fight of Pulver and the California kid. I am from Moreno California, I once was a boxing fan, and grew tired of it. I became tired of the same old shit and wanted something new *BAM*
Enough of that shit here is the question!
How many of you are bouncers and have to deal with fuckers that think they are bad asses, all the while you only want them to have a good time and get laid by the ugly girl at the end of the bar, because you want the pretty one and her friends? How many of you have tried to be the bigger man only to hurt a stupid shit and have to deal with his wife or girl friend? How many of you have to deal with young boys that think that they are bigger, stronger, faster, and more talented than you? How many of you have to be pulled off of one of these idiots?
On Water Street, Oswego, New York bouncers work together and support local law enforcement. There were three bad ass bouncers that I had a pleasure to work; with Dinger (Greg), Greg and James. The latter Greg is a UFC fighter (miss y a man) even I would not **** with mutha, as well as his brother. Dinger is a vet (Marine Corp); all shorter me, smaller than me but real bad ass.
I am respected by those that know me and have seen me in action. I am 6'3" and 260, trained in martial arts while stationed in Korea. I am quiet and only want a peaceful night at work. I work with a prior all American football player, arena football player (Brad; 280 6’7”) and a fellow U.S Army Veteran (one big ass muscle, and fight disciplined). Across the street I support and have the help of some gentlemen you do not want to piss off. One guy that has been the subject of controversy on "Pinks" (a show about racing cars for your pink slips), P.J who is a local legend in Oswego New York and my one of my favorites, Scottie (Scrappy). To include the guy that gave me a chance to be part of the local group "Jody" (Love ya man).
I work at a Club called Club Crystals ( Club Crystals Reality Show; out this season) and have a great bunch of guys across the street at "Old City Hall." two of the hottest bars in Oswego New York.
P.S MY BOSS IS NADIA HILTON “OH YEAH BABY!”
“COME TO HARBOR FEST, THE BIGGEST, LONGEST, SEXIEST PARTY IN CENTRAL NEW YORK”
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wiseguy7
6/9/08 10:28:58PM
That was quite a post that you sent right there. It seems that you work and know alot of big guys and alot of bad asses. I have always wanted to be a bounce. It seems like a hard and great job.
Feared1
6/10/08 6:35:06PM
Thanks, nice to see that someone read this. Its a job not to be taken likely. You have to play father to alot of grown people. You would think that a forty year old man would have the intelligence not to hit someone. But as you know and I know that once they start drinking they are Mr. Right, Mr. Buff, and Mr. invinceable. I have alot of big guys around me I am actually the smallest. I am 6'3" at 230, musclar frame, ex SGT (U.S Army) ; these other guys make me look like I am on crack! great bunch of guys.

Why cant' you bounce?
casey64
6/10/08 6:44:06PM
Sounds like bouncin is hard but fun. I would like to do it.
Omega
6/11/08 11:31:36AM
Bouncing....ugh, don't get me started. Most hilarious situation I've ever been in was this one guy named Mike. I just started working at this bar but I'd been bouncing for years (I'm old school at this point I bounced for 6 years and that was 10 years ago). Mike told me he could kick anybody out without having to rough them up. This I had to see. Three times in a row he escorts this group of guys out. I was utterly amazed. I said let me try this.

I come up on some guys that the bartender asked me to escort out. I tap the guy on the shoulder and without a word he turns and takes a swing at me. I duck, wrap him up and drag him out of the bar. I tried this one more time that week and the same result. I'm like "**** it, if you guys need me to throw somebody out come get me, other wise use Mike".

2 Years later I see Mike bouncing at one of the higher end bars. I walk up to him shake his hand. I asked him if he ever had to physically throw somebody out yet. Nope....

You've got to be kidding me.
Feared1
6/13/08 6:31:55AM
“Least resistance” I have tried to be just like you and asked so many times with a smile, “Sir/Ma’am I am going to have to ask you leave; you can return Saturday night (next weekend if it’s already Saturday.” Only to hear the following replies.
1. “WTF did I do, man I am not leaving.” – Wrong answer!
2. “**** You I am not leaving.” Again wrong answer!
3. “Me and the boys are not done yet.” – Let the fun begin.
4. “Dude, do you know who my daddy is?” – Tell me after you get outside!
5. “I will get my big brother down here to beat your ass.” – You are joking right!
6. “ Don’t touch me, I don’t like when people touch me.” - Then why come to a crowded bar!
7. Yo!, I am not going to let you disrespect me in front of my girl.” –Listen to your girl…shut up!
8. “I am going to sue you all” – Take your broke ass home!
9. “ You big meat head, this is the only stupid job you will ever have” – We are going to take him to the back room, just to talk, honest!!!
10. “ You and what army!” - Hello 911, we need an ambulance at club…
The one that kills me the most, is the guy that talks some serious yap and backs out the door while talking it. Telling you that once he gets outside he is going to smack you like a bitch. When he gets out there he turns to run away, waving his cotex screaming,” **** you I ain’t scared.”
Tell Mike to bottle it and sell it, he will make a mint!
Omega
6/13/08 11:25:46AM

Posted by Feared1

“Least resistance” I have tried to be just like you and asked so many times with a smile, “Sir/Ma’am I am going to have to ask you leave; you can return Saturday night (next weekend if it’s already Saturday.” Only to hear the following replies.
1. “WTF did I do, man I am not leaving.” – Wrong answer!
2. “**** You I am not leaving.” Again wrong answer!
3. “Me and the boys are not done yet.” – Let the fun begin.
4. “Dude, do you know who my daddy is?” – Tell me after you get outside!
5. “I will get my big brother down here to beat your ass.” – You are joking right!
6. “ Don’t touch me, I don’t like when people touch me.” - Then why come to a crowded bar!
7. Yo!, I am not going to let you disrespect me in front of my girl.” –Listen to your girl…shut up!
8. “I am going to sue you all” – Take your broke ass home!
9. “ You big meat head, this is the only stupid job you will ever have” – We are going to take him to the back room, just to talk, honest!!!
10. “ You and what army!” - Hello 911, we need an ambulance at club…
The one that kills me the most, is the guy that talks some serious yap and backs out the door while talking it. Telling you that once he gets outside he is going to smack you like a bitch. When he gets out there he turns to run away, waving his cotex screaming,” **** you I ain’t scared.”
Tell Mike to bottle it and sell it, he will make a mint!



Dude, make a t-shirt. That's almost verbatim exactly what happens at everyplace I've ever bounced.
Feared1
6/14/08 5:06:45AM
I need to start shooting videos of this stuff. Hey, If I can I will post on my youtube and post a link so you guys can see the shit we have to deal with this Harbor Fest. Anyone here been to Harbor Fest in Oswego, New York?

I know I am going to get some bad press for this. But some of you women need to stop fighting like men. ~!NO JOKE!~

Our Manager hired a fill in one night, he could not handle this one woman. She straight boxed him. Made me almost piss my pants from laughing so hard as he passed her off saying, " Here I can't handle her."
Omega
6/14/08 5:40:52PM

Posted by Feared1

I need to start shooting videos of this stuff. Hey, If I can I will post on my youtube and post a link so you guys can see the shit we have to deal with this Harbor Fest. Anyone here been to Harbor Fest in Oswego, New York?

I know I am going to get some bad press for this. But some of you women need to stop fighting like men. ~!NO JOKE!~

Our Manager hired a fill in one night, he could not handle this one woman. She straight boxed him. Made me almost piss my pants from laughing so hard as he passed her off saying, " Here I can't handle her."



No guy I've ever bounced with would throw a woman out. Thank god for old school Aikido/Jujitsu techniques. Wristlocks are your friends. I had one woman tried to bite me while I had her restraint. This police officer walks up and said "nice maneuver".

"Glad you liked it now would you please handcuff her and take her off my hands?"

Police are absolutely hilarious sometimes.
The-Don
6/15/08 1:18:37PM
I bounced for a short while... and I heard all of those... Its amusing being one of the only sober people in a room full of drunks.. I have had mixed results asking people to leave... I was actually one of the mallest bouncers and I am 6',2" about 250, in the place I worked.. but alot of the peopel said I made them nervous.. I was always too calm.. espically when the shit hit the fan so to speak.. plus I had a nack for being in the right place at the right time... plus being moe average size... I blended into teh crowd better so when somehting happened I appeared almost out of no where... Plus I have noticed drunks follow very predicitable patterns... so they can be fairly easy to handle.. in most cases..
Omega
6/18/08 12:05:36AM

Posted by The-Don

I bounced for a short while... and I heard all of those... Its amusing being one of the only sober people in a room full of drunks.. I have had mixed results asking people to leave... I was actually one of the mallest bouncers and I am 6',2" about 250, in the place I worked.. but alot of the peopel said I made them nervous.. I was always too calm.. espically when the shit hit the fan so to speak.. plus I had a nack for being in the right place at the right time... plus being moe average size... I blended into teh crowd better so when somehting happened I appeared almost out of no where... Plus I have noticed drunks follow very predicitable patterns... so they can be fairly easy to handle.. in most cases..



Jeez dude, I'm 5'10 200 lbs. (all muscle...seriously...all muscle....stop looking at me that way.....that's muscle.......)
jiujitsufreak74
6/18/08 12:54:15AM

Posted by Omega


Posted by The-Don

I bounced for a short while... and I heard all of those... Its amusing being one of the only sober people in a room full of drunks.. I have had mixed results asking people to leave... I was actually one of the mallest bouncers and I am 6',2" about 250, in the place I worked.. but alot of the peopel said I made them nervous.. I was always too calm.. espically when the shit hit the fan so to speak.. plus I had a nack for being in the right place at the right time... plus being moe average size... I blended into teh crowd better so when somehting happened I appeared almost out of no where... Plus I have noticed drunks follow very predicitable patterns... so they can be fairly easy to handle.. in most cases..



Jeez dude, I'm 5'10 200 lbs. (all muscle...seriously...all muscle....stop looking at me that way.....that's muscle.......)



yeah but the amount of training that you have had and your fighting ability make up for it. too bad for the idiots you had to deal with that they didn't know that
Figsak
6/20/08 11:42:26PM
For a "Quiet" guy, he sure loves to talk about himself. (_)__(Crayola)__))>




>>>>>> "Oooh Nooo he Di'int!" <<<<<<
Feared1
6/21/08 3:46:06AM
Oh SHit I think I busted a stitch after reading your reply. Ok heres one for the books. Tonight I watched two pretty lesibans fight. What would you have done!:

Another night two of our lead bouncers had to ask a gay guy if he had a knife on him. He replied no. THe looked at each other and said, " You are going to have to search him."

You have to admit, we do say funny things

Hey real quick. I have a friend that is a bouncer and wants to get sactioned for fights in NY, does anyone have leads to a promoter of camp?
Omega
6/22/08 1:29:20AM
You're going to have to look in Jersey. Besides some underground fights there is no MMA in New York.
Ben_Hutch
6/22/08 9:48:14PM

Posted by Feared1

I'm a new member. I am pissed off because my “Windows Media” did not record the fight of Pulver and the California kid. I am from Moreno California, I once was a boxing fan, and grew tired of it. I became tired of the same old shit and wanted something new *BAM*
Enough of that shit here is the question!
How many of you are bouncers and have to deal with fuckers that think they are bad asses, all the while you only want them to have a good time and get laid by the ugly girl at the end of the bar, because you want the pretty one and her friends? How many of you have tried to be the bigger man only to hurt a stupid shit and have to deal with his wife or girl friend? How many of you have to deal with young boys that think that they are bigger, stronger, faster, and more talented than you? How many of you have to be pulled off of one of these idiots?
On Water Street, Oswego, New York bouncers work together and support local law enforcement. There were three bad ass bouncers that I had a pleasure to work; with Dinger (Greg), Greg and James. The latter Greg is a UFC fighter (miss y a man) even I would not **** with mutha, as well as his brother. Dinger is a vet (Marine Corp); all shorter me, smaller than me but real bad ass.
I am respected by those that know me and have seen me in action. I am 6'3" and 260, trained in martial arts while stationed in Korea. I am quiet and only want a peaceful night at work. I work with a prior all American football player, arena football player (Brad; 280 6’7”) and a fellow U.S Army Veteran (one big ass muscle, and fight disciplined). Across the street I support and have the help of some gentlemen you do not want to piss off. One guy that has been the subject of controversy on "Pinks" (a show about racing cars for your pink slips), P.J who is a local legend in Oswego New York and my one of my favorites, Scottie (Scrappy). To include the guy that gave me a chance to be part of the local group "Jody" (Love ya man).
I work at a Club called Club Crystals ( Club Crystals Reality Show; out this season) and have a great bunch of guys across the street at "Old City Hall." two of the hottest bars in Oswego New York.
P.S MY BOSS IS NADIA HILTON “OH YEAH BABY!”
“COME TO HARBOR FEST, THE BIGGEST, LONGEST, SEXIEST PARTY IN CENTRAL NEW YORK”



Stop name dropping. Please don't beat me up with all your tough/famous friends.
Figsak
6/23/08 1:23:00PM
what I said.

Feared1
6/29/08 1:41:04PM
Do you have any names and numbers that I can pass along to him we want to try to do it the right way, if you know what I mean.
Omega
6/29/08 2:56:19PM

Posted by Feared1

Do you have any names and numbers that I can pass along to him we want to try to do it the right way, if you know what I mean.



Let me make sure I understand. You are in New York right?
Figsak
6/29/08 5:26:41PM

Posted by Feared1

Do you have any names and numbers that I can pass along to him we want to try to do it the right way, if you know what I mean.



Hungry Hungry Hippo tournement?

Feared1
6/30/08 7:20:26PM
Yes, the fighter has tried to get some help from a local guy that was suppose to help him. He lives here in central New York. Hard worker when it comes to keeping in shape. Just wants a shot. Who does he call?
big_timmy
7/10/08 1:16:54AM
I was bouncing for over a year, and ive just turned 20 now. Im 6'6 and 310 pounds, in Australia thats 145 kilos. But its mainly muscle. So whenever i had to ask people to leave, i'd get the old "meathead" reply, or "you think your so big". But the worst thing that people can say is "smile". ****. That makes me mroe angry everytime.

I worked with dudes who were only 6 foot or so, and built like a rake, and every bloke in the pub would mouth off. But these are the guys who could snap your neck with one little flick of the wrist, and it never occured to people that these guys might not be big, but they are doing this job for a reason.

Dont get me wrong, i can very easily look after myself, but it just makes me laugh how people are so tough when faced with these "smaller" guys, but as soon as i walk up, they pipe down. When its actually these guys you've gotta look out for.

And for anyone from Australia here, im from Frankston, and if you've ever heard about it, then you'd know i was kept pretty busy.
Feared1
7/14/08 10:57:10PM
It's funny how some people view you. You try to be nice and explain to them that its time for them to go, little do they know that behind them is a guy bigger than me ready to yoke their little ass out!
Well Harbor Fest is fast approaching us and we are about to shoot the second part to the reality TV show (Club Crystal Reality). I hope to get some stuff on YouTube for you guys to see. The best one they will not let me copy and submit becasue they are using it for the show.. So hopefully we can get some good stuff. I am kinda of hoping that al bouncers will start putting their best doings on YouTube
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