Hello All,
I don't post here anymore, but I forgot about this until it was recently brought back to my attention.
Previous to this I had always presented myself as a blue belt, and as most I'm sure know, it takes YEARS to go from blue to brown, not the couple months I posted here. This was intended as a joke/troll post to rile up the folks who'd recognize that.
So for my previous immaturity, I apologize to y'all.
For this even being an issue, I apologize to Pat and Justin, who I hear are pretty steamed at me

So to clarify, I never intended this to be taken seriously, but it was by someone, so I wanted to adress this. My name is Travis, I'm currently a blue belt working diligently towards their purple, and I really hope Ellison doesn't kick my ass over a lame joke/troll job.
Please proceed to flame me, as I heartily deserve it.