Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil. His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late. The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed. They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age. In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

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I shouldn't laugh, but it could be fake. Heres the -Article-

I have a hard time believing it's real. Apart from the obvious question of how does a young kid die from jerking off, who was counting? Unless he recorded the whole session, was his mom keeping count for him? lmao.

Hard to believe, but sort of funny.

This can't be legit or else Vikingr would have been dead long ago

I was skimming the thread titles really fast, and I thought it said......Bones dies after masturbating 42 times......shew, thank god he is alright.

According to Mr. Jones,

Philippians 4: 13
Thou shall me married and tho shall have two lady friends on the side....such and such begat such and such....thou SHALL NOT masturbate 42 times....Mr. Jones!!!!

I'm calling B.S. I rubbed one out 42 times before lunch today, and I'm still alive to tell the tale.

Thought for sure this was another Kpro thread

In a row?

My arm is about to fall off afer 3 times, this kid must have forearms the size of tree trunks

i couldnt get the article to load, but im not that upset. i dont believe it either way

Should have shown him a pic of Kim Winslow, that would have stopped him.

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Posted by prophecy033

This can't be legit or else Vikingr would have been dead long ago

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This can't be true otherwise I would have been dead in high school.

Yeah, I'm calling shenanigans. How did the the forensics team land on the number 42? You gonna tell me that they counted every stain then checked it's temperature and consistency to determine if it in fact aided in the cause of death?! If this kid had a problem as extreme as the article suggests there would have been hundreds or thousands of stains all over his room. Hell, there would have been stains on top of stains. No chance in hell they got an accurate count. There's no way on earth that it takes exactly 42 sessions to kill you off. And there's no way they could have every A: gotten an accurate count and B: proven that each and every one of those sessions aided in the cause of death.

Not to mention the sheer mechanics of it. How are you going to masturbate 42 times "in a row." What exactly does "in a row" mean??? Does that mean as soon as you finish you fire charlie up for the next round, with no break in the action? Cause even at 16, you're going to have to get a sandwich after about round three or four. Simple facts of nature. The only other logical explanation of be a difference in the definition of "masturbation." Do you have to finish to have "masturbated?" Or do you have to simply get aroused? If it's the latter, then how do you conclude scientifically that the young chap in fact did masturbate exactly 42 times?

Sorry guys, I'm just not buying it.

I call bullshit. Not that I would know or anything

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Posted by bojangalz

Yeah, I'm calling shenanigans. How did the the forensics team land on the number 42?

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Maybe there were 42 socks...

I'm pretty sure you would run out after awhile and you wouldn't be able to do anything after that.

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Posted by bojangalz

you're going to have to get a sandwich after about round three or four

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Posted by bojangalz

Yeah, I'm calling shenanigans. How did the the forensics team land on the number 42? You gonna tell me that they counted every stain then checked it's temperature and consistency to determine if it in fact aided in the cause of death?! If this kid had a problem as extreme as the article suggests there would have been hundreds or thousands of stains all over his room. Hell, there would have been stains on top of stains. No chance in hell they got an accurate count. There's no way on earth that it takes exactly 42 sessions to kill you off. And there's no way they could have every A: gotten an accurate count and B: proven that each and every one of those sessions aided in the cause of death.

Not to mention the sheer mechanics of it. How are you going to masturbate 42 times "in a row." What exactly does "in a row" mean??? Does that mean as soon as you finish you fire charlie up for the next round, with no break in the action? Cause even at 16, you're going to have to get a sandwich after about round three or four. Simple facts of nature. The only other logical explanation of be a difference in the definition of "masturbation." Do you have to finish to have "masturbated?" Or do you have to simply get aroused? If it's the latter, then how do you conclude scientifically that the young chap in fact did masturbate exactly 42 times?

Sorry guys, I'm just not buying it.

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Now this my friends is a masturbation break down. He just went all " CSI: Spankvegas" on us.

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regardless of texture physics

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I didn't read the article - I'm assuming that is a translation issue.

Isn't 42 the answer to everything? I forget the name of that book.

I can think of worse ways to go.

Haiku:
Spanking his monkey
School mates were a bit concerned
One time is enough

Maybe he went with the "stranger" technique you know where you sit on your hand till it's numb and then use said hand...Could've cut off the blood flow to a vital organ.

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Posted by scoozna

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regardless of texture physics

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I didn't read the article - I'm assuming that is a translation issue.

Isn't 42 the answer to everything? I forget the name of that book.

I can think of worse ways to go.

Haiku:
Spanking his monkey
School mates were a bit concerned
One time is enough

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I assumed that that was a translation issue and that it was something like "regardless of physical appearance"

Well I hope everyone here has learned from this dear boys mistake, spank it 41 times and quit

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Posted by Twenty20Dollars

I'm pretty sure you would run out after awhile and you wouldn't be able to do anything after that.

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Simple biology here folks.

Did he shoot his load all 42 times??

I tried to recreate the scene. I made it half way through my first try and my girlfriend said no your doing it wrong let me show you. Then I lost count sorry guys.

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Posted by Franklinfan47

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Posted by Twenty20Dollars

I'm pretty sure you would run out after awhile and you wouldn't be able to do anything after that.

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Simple biology here folks.

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Ghost loads fellas.

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Posted by king_katool

Well I hope everyone here has learned from this dear boys mistake, spank it 41 times and quit

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I can't believe I missed this gem the first time around.

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Posted by cowcatcher

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Posted by Franklinfan47

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Posted by Twenty20Dollars

I'm pretty sure you would run out after awhile and you wouldn't be able to do anything after that.

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Simple biology here folks.

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Ghost loads fellas.

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Shootin' Blanks

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Posted by postman

I tried to recreate the scene. I made it half way through my first try and my girlfriend said no your doing it wrong let me show you. Then I lost count sorry guys.

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