As the wolfman was walking down the road, he decided he'd stop by the gas station to get a box of kracker jap's & a 40oztofreedom. he was in a rush, so he didnt seem to notice the hippysdmacker staring him down in the corner. As he left the store, he noticed a hotrodttt pull out of the backalley101 & begin to follow him. the 40oz began to give him disorderlyvision & he knew a naturaldisaster was on the way. he ran like a jackelope, but he forgot about hisone achilles heel: he cantandledariddum. sure, he had practiced this scenario thousands of times while playing wolfenstein, but he was no kpro.
as he was running, the driver shot of a silverbullet, barely missing the newguy. the wolfman finally stopped running & noticed some zephead wearing an evilwig get out of the car. he gave a big smileR & said he came to murder the bullettdodger. the wolfman, using all his dcrage, used his ncordless cell phone to call his juijitsufreak training partner. the grappler0000 showed up w/ his raykill gun & blasted that diablofreak D0wnUnd6e6r.
i needed to waste about 15 min of my time & this is what i did w/ it