Alright, so I figured I'd settle the Bisping vs Hamill thing once and for all, or atleast attempt to. Here is my unbiased play by play of the fight. Yes, I literally paused the fight and wrote down every notable punch / takedown.
Round 1-
4:49 - Both are trading punches with noone landing anything significant
4:38 - Hamill catches Bisping in a standing headlock but Bisping escapes
4:35 - Bisping kicks Hamill's arms, Hamill throws and misses another jab
4:33 - Hamill misses a flying knee
4:19 - Bisping lands a low inside kick
4:05 - Bisping kicks Hamill in the chest but falls down in the process, Hamill jumps on top of him
4:02 - Some basic ground wrestling with Hamill throwing a few punches, lands maybe 1 or 2 out of the half dozen
3:58 - Both stand up, some more circling eachother with bunches of missed jabs from both parties
3:46 - Bisping lands a light jab, Hamill lands a left hook
2:40 Bisping attempts a low kick but Hamill catches it and puts Bisping in another standing headlock against the cage, throws some half-hearted punches to the body
2:20 - Bisping escapes the headlock, some more circling eachother (yawn)
2:04 - Hamill rocks Bisping's face, Bisping stumbles backwards, Hamill throws some more punches but misses every single one of them
1:59 - Hamill catches Bisping in another standing headlock
1:56 - Bisping escapes, Rogan comments that Bisping is visibly cut
1:44 - Both throw and land punches at the same time
0:45 - Bisping throws some punches to Hamill's forearms
0:38 - Bisping lands a nice left hook to Hamill's head
0:26 - Some more trading, Bisping lands another left hook
0:19 - Hamill throws a punch, Bisping stumbles again
0:10 - Hamill catches Bisping in another standing headlock and pushes Bisping to the ground as the round ends. Ding ding ding. (yawn)
Round 2
4:35 - Bisping punches Hamill's forehead
4:31 - Bisping lands a leg kick but Hamill takes him down, some basic ground wrestling and dryhumping from both of them
3:30 - They stand and trade some more blows
3:05 - Rogan comments that although Hamill took Bisping down, he did nothing significant. This one comment sums up the entire fight. They circle eachother some more, which also sums up the fight.
2:33 - Hamill backs Bisping against the cage and lands a nice elbow during some more trading
2:01 - Hamill shoots for and succeeds with a takedown, but Bisping stands right back up with Hamill catching him in yet another standing headlock
1:46 - Bisping escapes the headlock and dances away before throwing some more shots at Hamill's arms / elbows
1:00 - Rogan comments that Hamill isn't dominating like he did in round 1
0:50 to 0:00 - More trading with noone gaining the upperhand. Round ends as they eye-hump eachother.
Round 3
4:40 - More trading, Bisping lands a solid combo
4:39 - Hamill shoots for and fails a takedown
4:22 - Hamill shoots and fails again
3:49 - Bisping lands a decent right hand
3:40 - Hamill fails ANOTHER takedown
3:08 - Hamill finalls takes Bisping down against the cage but nothing even remotely exciting happens other than Bisping trying for an armbar and Hamill rubbing his face affectionately against Bisping's stomach.
2:04 - They both stand, Bisping misses a huge left hook
1:48 - Bisping lands a knee to Hamill's forehead
1:46 - Hamill takes Bisping down again
0:56 - Bisping rubs his crotch against Hamill's face
0:43 - Hamill throws some hammerfists to the back of Bisping's head
0:28 - Bisping wrestles his way out
0:15 Lots of tired trading, neither gaining the upperhand until
0:10 - Bisping lands a nice CroCop-ish kick to Hamill's head
0:03 - Hamill shoots for a takedown, fails, Bisping lands a punch to the side of Hamill's head.
End of round 3. In conclusion, the fact you guys are arguing over such a ******* boring fight that was probably more a draw than anything is completely retarded.
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