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cowcatcher
2/9/07 12:10:31AM
seeing that my dad just died a couple weeks ago maybe parental jokes aren't appropriate, but **** it, here's my 2 cents:
your mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
your mama has a pegleg with a kickstand
sfhdsa
2/9/07 12:13:17AM
yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.
cowcatcher
2/9/07 12:14:44AM

Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.



boo
mrsumo
2/9/07 12:29:42AM
Yo Mama so stupid she heard it was chilly outside and ran out with a bowl!
JunCTion
2/9/07 2:02:24AM
YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE WENT TO A MOVIE AND IT SAID UNDER 17 NOT ADMITTED, SO SHE WENT HOME AND GOT SIXTEEN OF HER FRIENDS

OchoCinco
2/9/07 1:52:50PM
Your mamas so fat your dad rolled over twice and was still on top of her.
loller90278
2/9/07 2:19:39PM
YO MOMMA (JOKES) ARE SOOOO BAD THAT WILMER CREATED A SHOW ABOUT THEM ON MTV!

i prefer racial jokes

roadking95th
2/9/07 2:32:52PM
Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, she spits butter
madmarck
2/9/07 2:56:49PM
Yo mama is so hairy her nipples have Afros.
Yo mama is so stupid she looked at a Can of Orange juice for a hour because it said concentrate
sfhdsa
2/9/07 5:49:44PM

Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.



boo



It killed back in grade 8.
cowcatcher
2/9/07 6:12:09PM

Posted by sfhdsa


Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.



boo



It killed back in grade 8.



nice, you redeemed yourself
zephead
2/9/07 6:28:29PM
Yo momma so fat when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her

Yo momma so fat, she left the house wearing high heels and came back with flip flops.

Yo momma so ugly, when she was a kid her daddy use to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Bosco
2/9/07 7:09:32PM
Cowcatcher,

Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.
cowcatcher
2/9/07 7:14:20PM

Posted by Bosco

Cowcatcher,

Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.



are you tellin me most mama jokes come off the top of ppl's heads, or are ripped from somewhere else? ok to the point yeah i did, and that song/group is great
mma_fan_matt
2/15/07 5:22:07PM
yo mama so fat when she went to the restaurant the waiter said "party of five!"
yo mama so fat she need to drink diet water
yo mama so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck


thank you thank you, I'll be here all week.
pv3Hpv3p
2/15/07 5:27:23PM
Your momma so fat she got blood type Ragu...

Your momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license...
Rampage_Soldier
2/16/07 3:28:58AM

Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by Bosco

Cowcatcher,

Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.



are you tellin me most mama jokes come off the top of ppl's heads, or are ripped from somewhere else? ok to the point yeah i did, and that song/group is great



Bosco posted it before I did. The Pharcyde - Bizzarre ride to the Pharcyde Album? Anyways, yea, great track. Your momma so old, she got a kick-stand.

Your momma so fat, she uses the telephones lines to dry her clothes and the street to iron them...

Your momma so dumb I said, "Look, a dead bird!" Your momma then looked up in the air...

Your momma so fat I tried to drive around her but I ran outta gas...

Your momma so fat when she fell down and tried to get back up, she rocked herself to sleep...
fedorwins1
2/16/07 12:33:50PM
Yo mama's armpits so hairy looks like she got Don King in a headlock.
pv3Hpv3p
2/16/07 3:16:33PM

Posted by fedorwins1

Yo mama's armpits so hairy looks like she got Don King in a headlock.



Ha ha... You just reminded me of another one...

Your momma's so hairy... Bigfoot be takin pictures of her!
Billy_Soup
2/16/07 8:44:24PM
Yo momma so poor, i seen her kicking a can down the street, asked her what she was doing, she said moving.


and another one from pharcyde
ya momma's got an afro with a chin strap
Cary_Stayner
2/17/07 10:42:08AM
Your mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo-Hoo
EEKS
2/17/07 11:27:32AM
boo
fedorwins1
2/17/07 4:08:27PM

Posted by Billy_Soup

Yo momma so poor, i seen her kicking a can down the street, asked her what she was doing, she said moving.


and another one from pharcyde
ya momma's got an afro with a chin strap



so old
JunCTion
2/17/07 4:17:31PM

your mamas so ugly when she was a child, she had to "trick or treat" over the telephone

your mamas so old when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead
Cary_Stayner
2/17/07 10:59:40PM
Your mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks
Brownsfan222
2/22/07 10:08:12PM
your momma so fat you cant pull her up on the internet
crimethinc
2/22/07 10:48:00PM
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are funny.
shackle
2/25/07 4:56:00PM
Racial jokes suck ass..

Your mama jokes suck too.

If you have to talk about a races or someone mama to be funny you need to quit trying it's lame shit.


Posted by loller90278

YO MOMMA (JOKES) ARE SOOOO BAD THAT WILMER CREATED A SHOW ABOUT THEM ON MTV!

i prefer racial jokes


JunCTion
2/25/07 7:02:38PM

Posted by shackle

Racial jokes suck ass..

Your mama jokes suck too.

If you have to talk about a races or someone mama to be funny you need to quit trying it's lame shit.


Posted by loller90278

YO MOMMA (JOKES) ARE SOOOO BAD THAT WILMER CREATED A SHOW ABOUT THEM ON MTV!

i prefer racial jokes





calm down shackle. its the locker room. if you dont like the thread just leave.
it says best yo mama joke.
it doesnt say "hey, who hates yo mama jokes?"
or "who doesnt like to laugh?"

shackle
3/1/07 1:19:18AM
clam down lol .......I'm just posting I don't take none of the serious.

Ya mama jokes don't make anyone laugh they have been used too much.

lol!
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