best yo mama joke

seeing that my dad just died a couple weeks ago maybe parental jokes aren't appropriate, but **** it, here's my 2 cents:
your mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
your mama has a pegleg with a kickstand

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.

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Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.

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boo

Yo Mama so stupid she heard it was chilly outside and ran out with a bowl!

YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE WENT TO A MOVIE AND IT SAID UNDER 17 NOT ADMITTED, SO SHE WENT HOME AND GOT SIXTEEN OF HER FRIENDS

Your mamas so fat your dad rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

YO MOMMA (JOKES) ARE SOOOO BAD THAT WILMER CREATED A SHOW ABOUT THEM ON MTV!

i prefer racial jokes

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, she spits butter

Yo mama is so hairy her nipples have Afros.
Yo mama is so stupid she looked at a Can of Orange juice for a hour because it said concentrate

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Posted by cowcatcher

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Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.

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boo

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It killed back in grade 8.

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Posted by sfhdsa

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Posted by cowcatcher

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Posted by sfhdsa

yo mamma's so fat that her pimp needs to roll her around in flour, just to find the wet spot.

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boo

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It killed back in grade 8.

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nice, you redeemed yourself

Yo momma so fat when she wears her Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her

Yo momma so fat, she left the house wearing high heels and came back with flip flops.

Yo momma so ugly, when she was a kid her daddy use to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Cowcatcher,

Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.

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Posted by Bosco

Cowcatcher,

Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.

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are you tellin me most mama jokes come off the top of ppl's heads, or are ripped from somewhere else? ok to the point yeah i did, and that song/group is great

yo mama so fat when she went to the restaurant the waiter said "party of five!"
yo mama so fat she need to drink diet water
yo mama so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck


thank you thank you, I'll be here all week.

Your momma so fat she got blood type Ragu...

Your momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license...

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Posted by cowcatcher

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Posted by Bosco

Cowcatcher,

Why are you ripping off The Pharcyde??? Hahahah Good song at least.

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are you tellin me most mama jokes come off the top of ppl's heads, or are ripped from somewhere else? ok to the point yeah i did, and that song/group is great

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Bosco posted it before I did. The Pharcyde - Bizzarre ride to the Pharcyde Album? Anyways, yea, great track. Your momma so old, she got a kick-stand.

Your momma so fat, she uses the telephones lines to dry her clothes and the street to iron them...

Your momma so dumb I said, "Look, a dead bird!" Your momma then looked up in the air...

Your momma so fat I tried to drive around her but I ran outta gas...

Your momma so fat when she fell down and tried to get back up, she rocked herself to sleep...

Yo mama's armpits so hairy looks like she got Don King in a headlock.

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Posted by fedorwins1

Yo mama's armpits so hairy looks like she got Don King in a headlock.

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Ha ha... You just reminded me of another one...

Your momma's so hairy... Bigfoot be takin pictures of her!

Yo momma so poor, i seen her kicking a can down the street, asked her what she was doing, she said moving.


and another one from pharcyde
ya momma's got an afro with a chin strap

Your mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo-Hoo

boo

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Posted by Billy_Soup

Yo momma so poor, i seen her kicking a can down the street, asked her what she was doing, she said moving.


and another one from pharcyde
ya momma's got an afro with a chin strap

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so old

your mamas so ugly when she was a child, she had to "trick or treat" over the telephone

your mamas so old when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead

Your mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks

your momma so fat you cant pull her up on the internet

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are funny.

Racial jokes suck ass..

Your mama jokes suck too.

If you have to talk about a races or someone mama to be funny you need to quit trying it's lame shit.

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Posted by loller90278

YO MOMMA (JOKES) ARE SOOOO BAD THAT WILMER CREATED A SHOW ABOUT THEM ON MTV!

i prefer racial jokes

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Posted by shackle

Racial jokes suck ass..

Your mama jokes suck too.

If you have to talk about a races or someone mama to be funny you need to quit trying it's lame shit.

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Posted by loller90278

YO MOMMA (JOKES) ARE SOOOO BAD THAT WILMER CREATED A SHOW ABOUT THEM ON MTV!

i prefer racial jokes

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calm down shackle. its the locker room. if you dont like the thread just leave.
it says best yo mama joke.
it doesnt say "hey, who hates yo mama jokes?"
or "who doesnt like to laugh?"

clam down lol .......I'm just posting I don't take none of the serious.

Ya mama jokes don't make anyone laugh they have been used too much.

lol!