how to beat anderson silva....

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TheHitmanTL
10/21/07 3:49:41PM
a) u hide spider killer spray in your jock and bust that shit out when the ref aint lookin

b) have your corner throw a banana peel in the middle of the octagon and PRAY that he slips on it

c) you do some crazy ass scissor lock on his leg and catch him off guard

d) act like your koed and then jump his ass from behind

how to survive......

assume the fedal postiton and take your beating and hope that bjm pulls him off

hahhaa
babalu2720
10/21/07 3:52:40PM
Challenge him to a breakdancing or salsa match because his dancing is great, but it can be exposed!!!!! He has a weakness...lol
hotrodttt
10/21/07 3:56:15PM
This has me laughin dude

Props for you and Babalu
babalu2720
10/21/07 4:01:00PM

Posted by hotrodttt

This has me laughin dude

Props for you and Babalu



I was kinda dissapointed, Anderson didn't really dance after he beat Rich, I guess it wasn't as exciting wooping him the second time
TheHitmanTL
10/21/07 4:07:35PM
the only man on this planet as of right now that can beat silva is probably chuck norris and thats still a maybe
DCRage
10/21/07 4:08:28PM
You forgot one: Make him speak English. He has to use an interpreter.
TheHitmanTL
10/21/07 4:19:08PM
TheHitmanTL
10/21/07 4:20:14PM
the only person that can dance better than silva is this guy
fullfighting
10/21/07 6:50:34PM
Chuck Norris would destroy Silva. But everyone knows Chuck isn't allowed to fight anymore after he killed all of those people in the no holds barred street fights that took place last year on a glacier in Northern Greenland. After the fight Chuck melted the glacier by pissing on it. The floods were devastating. They had satellite pictures but the Feds confiscated them.
Mitchell740
10/21/07 7:05:56PM

Posted by fullfighting

Chuck Norris would destroy Silva. But everyone knows Chuck isn't allowed to fight anymore after he killed all of those people in the no holds barred street fights that took place last year on a glacier in Northern Greenland. After the fight Chuck melted the glacier by pissing on it. The floods were devastating. They had satellite pictures but the Feds confiscated them.



Please...... I raped Chuck Norris to prove my dominanace over him. I still have the bloody condom nailed to my wall to prove it. Its lined up next to George W Bush's and Chuck Liddell's.
fullfighting
10/21/07 7:50:04PM
BLASPHEMY! Watch your step Mitchell. I wouldn't sleep tonight or leave your home because I'm guessing Chuck is on his way to get you.
Mitchell740
10/21/07 10:14:44PM

Posted by fullfighting

BLASPHEMY! Watch your step Mitchell. I wouldn't sleep tonight or leave your home because I'm guessing Chuck is on his way to get you.



I have already proved my dominance over him, he's not getting a booty call.
BigEvil
10/22/07 4:50:22PM
a loaded gun... maybe...
Stickan
10/22/07 4:59:14PM
Make knees illegal and only explain it to him in english.

Okami by DQ!
fedorwins1
10/22/07 5:16:08PM

Posted by TheHitmanTL

the only man on this planet as of right now that can beat silva is probably chuck norris and thats still a maybe



You dare question Chuck Norris!?
zephead
10/22/07 6:11:17PM

Posted by TheHitmanTL

the only man on this planet as of right now that can beat silva is probably chuck norris and thats still a maybe



Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Now will you quit with the blasphemy
Boo_Radley21
10/22/07 7:01:12PM
Wear a flame proof suit, light yourself on fire and go for a takedown.
Mitchell740
10/22/07 7:38:27PM
Hit him on the head with a banjo, I saw it happenn to a guy once and he was out.
Boo_Radley21
10/22/07 7:43:15PM
We all know the ultimate way to beat any fighter.... Put him in the ring with Marlon Sims.
TimW001
10/22/07 8:01:17PM
Flying heel hook


So basic.
Rush
10/22/07 11:07:09PM

Posted by TimW001

Flying heel hook


So basic.




no no no

Beat him with a flying scissor heel hook..




Chuck Norris could only beat Anderson Silva if he was allowed to use the extra fist hidden in his beard.

The third fist
TNunley
10/23/07 10:58:14AM

Posted by Stickan

Make knees illegal and only explain it to him in english.




Funniest thing I've read in a long time! Props if I can give them to you!
madmarck
10/23/07 12:07:31PM

Posted by TheHitmanTL

the only person that can dance better than silva is this guy



No way. Silva did a wicked Michael jackson dance one time. Even dressed liekh im. Not sure what fihgt it was believe Horn.
TNunley
10/23/07 12:39:55PM

Posted by madmarck


Posted by TheHitmanTL

the only person that can dance better than silva is this guy



No way. Silva did a wicked Michael jackson dance one time. Even dressed liekh im. Not sure what fihgt it was believe Horn.



I am pretty certain it was after the Carlos Newton fight.
Gladiator
10/24/07 10:11:28PM
I think if rich franklin taped a razor blade to his nose he might be able to beat anderson silva with a doctor stoppage.
GrandMaster313
10/24/07 10:42:34PM
beat him at his own game!!
agale322
10/31/07 11:25:48PM
Don't play into his game ;p Anderson Silva is an outside striker with an amazing clinch. He has an excellent guard as well.

Underhook>hip throw from his clinch>maintain positional dominance>GnP/LnP for the win.

Lindland stands a decent chance. Henderson would definately have a chance. I honestly think Parisyan would have the best chance, conflicting styles!
atlas777
11/5/07 10:29:57AM
Karo is a 170 though there is no way he would do well enough at 185 against silva becuase od silva's size i would enjoy Karo thouroughly kicking Silvas A$$ though.
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