Awesome UFC drinking game!

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POLL: Are you going to play it?
Hell yeah!!! 39% (9)
No, don't be so stupid! 13% (3)
I'm not payin' $50 for a PPV to pass out after the first round! 48% (11)
SmileR
3/11/09 12:28:03AM
Cagepotato have come through for us all in the past but never like this! I doubt anyone will last out the first round if the rules are followed but here they are!: -
Take a drink if Mike…

-Says, “Here we go!”
-Says, “It’s all over!”
-Plugs a non-UFC entity during a fight
-Warns, “Watch the upkick(s)!”
-Says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes
-Mentions Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell (disregard during a Liddell or Couture fight or if Couture is in the broadcast booth)
-References the “official” UFC stats during the main event
-Calls someone a “future UFC hall-of-famer”
-Brings up Griffin/Bonnar I
-Asks “Can he finish?”
-Tells Joe that you can “make the argument”
-Says, “Virtually identical.”

Finish your drink if Mike…

-Doesn’t make you take a drink during a fight that lasts longer than one minute.
To prevent a bad hangover the next morning, we recommend drinking a glass of water every time Mike throws it to "the veteran voice of the Octagon, Bruce Buffer." Though you should definitely do a shot of bottom-shelf tequila every time Goldberg does something that makes his partner visibly uncomfortable.


Heres the Link if anyone wants to check out the rest of the game.
Twenty20Dollars
3/11/09 1:45:28AM
Drink if mike says "And it is all over!"

haggiswashere
3/11/09 4:15:45AM
This is horrible for the sport!!!




























We don't want all of our fans dying of alcohol poisoning do we?
Aether
3/11/09 4:54:45AM
My personal favourite is "COMING UP next!" And he says it exactly like that every time, each word descends a few octaves lol.
Pookie
3/11/09 4:56:35AM
1 beer shot for every Kongo Chest Pound

Any hard liqour is impossible.
EvenFlow
3/11/09 5:08:49AM
-Says, “Here we go!”
-Says, “It is all over!”
-Says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes
-References the “official” UFC stats during the main event
-Asks “Can he finish?”
-Tells Joe that you can “make the argument”
-Says, “Virtually identical.”

these are my favorites might i add

-Whenever Joe says "rubber guard"
-Whenever Goldy screws up
haggiswashere
3/11/09 4:12:45PM

Posted by EvenFlow

-Whenever Joe says "rubber guard"



or when joe says "(fill in the blank) is the most under utilized technique in mixed martial arts
cowcatcher
3/11/09 4:19:51PM

Posted by EvenFlow

-Whenever Goldy screws up



might as well get a beer faucet put in with a tube running to your mouth if thats how youre gonna play.
EvenFlow
3/12/09 1:57:36AM
I'm going to die of alcohol poisoning playing the Goldy Game, is there a worse way to go than to throw up and s*** yourself before you die?
haggiswashere
3/12/09 2:22:57AM

Posted by EvenFlow

I'm going to die of alcohol poisoning playing the Goldy Game, is there a worse way to go than to throw up and s*** yourself before you die?



You could get assaulted by a clown first......
bls1919
3/12/09 9:10:00PM
Any time Rogan mentions leg kicks. Or says " these guys are swinging!!!"
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