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SlimboKice
11/1/08 11:26:22PM
definatley an eagle. I can fly and i'm protected by the US government.
haggiswashere
11/2/08 2:01:45AM
a dog. i really think i was one in a previous life. im super loyal and protective but if i was a dog i could do alot of stuff i wanna do but can't. like run around naked and eat weird crap i find with out getting sick as often. poop anywhere outside and if no one picks it up its someone elses fault. and someone would just come up to me and pet me and stuff. and plus i would never have to work. you gotta admit. its a prettty sweet life.
SpiderSilva
11/2/08 2:06:27AM
A old ladies house cat I'd be fed and could just sleep all day and if someone tried to pet me I'd bite their f*cking finger for trying and I would probley live to be like 25 cause the old bitch wouldn't let me die anyway life would be good
dannyfrank
11/2/08 2:29:42PM

Posted by SpiderSilva

A old ladies house cat I'd be fed and could just sleep all day and if someone tried to pet me I'd bite their f*cking finger for trying and I would probley live to be like 25 cause the old bitch wouldn't let me die anyway life would be good



apparently you've thought this out before
iwannabesedated
11/2/08 4:48:38PM
manbearpig.
Mungooch
11/2/08 5:12:59PM
Boo_Radley21
11/2/08 5:49:26PM
Probably a Grizzly bear. I could **** shit up hardcore
CwB
11/2/08 7:24:52PM
LIGER...

the real ones not the napolean one...



If you dont know now you know N****

12 feet tall and 900 pounds... you cant F with that
dannyfrank
11/2/08 7:40:49PM

Posted by CwB

LIGER...

the real ones not the napolean one...



If you dont know now you know N****

12 feet tall and 900 pounds... you cant F with that



ooh, good answer
breakdown5
11/2/08 9:10:16PM
A dolphin. They are the smartest animals on the planets. We must heed their warnings...
MMAcca
11/3/08 1:34:31AM
A male lion is a good one.

So i can just eat,sleep and have sex all day
papercut
11/3/08 5:29:50PM
gotta go with a male silverback gorilla. no one is dumb enough to mess with those.
juanez13
11/3/08 6:07:47PM
peregrine falcon, because i would choose flying over everything, and it is the fastest living creature.
MMAcca
11/4/08 1:20:28AM

Posted by juanez13

peregrine falcon, because i would choose flying over everything, and it is the fastest living creature.



My boss argued with me the other day that the peregrine falcon didn't count as the world's fastest animal because it was a bird and aparently birds aren't animals

I was laughing about it for hours
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