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Mungooch
10/31/08 8:14:27PM
What would it be and why?
Me i'd like to be a funk off massive walrus cause they just eat and sleep and mate and sleep and eat and mate again.
Twenty20Dollars
10/31/08 8:54:05PM
a bear, tiger or monkey.
Naturaldisaster
10/31/08 9:21:16PM
Shark
IriShame
10/31/08 9:36:11PM
Toucan Sam. Froot Loops are the shit.
dannyfrank
10/31/08 9:43:35PM
i would totally be an albatross because they can sleep and fly at the same time
cmill21
10/31/08 9:59:19PM
A Jaguar.
bigbubbano23
10/31/08 10:12:14PM
bear or seaturtle no one messes with the sea turtle.
big_timmy
10/31/08 10:28:10PM




Ben_Hutch
10/31/08 10:28:12PM
Tiger or a Giant Tortoise because they live so long.
cmill21
10/31/08 10:48:21PM
I woulden't mind being a Komodo Dragon either. King of the jungle wooot.
higdon10
10/31/08 11:12:16PM
How about a werewolf.
hippysmacker
10/31/08 11:27:45PM

Posted by higdon10

How about a werewolf.



Dang, you beta me to it.!
RNC
10/31/08 11:28:54PM
higdon10
10/31/08 11:49:45PM
Was that monsterous picture necessary??.. It is a killer pic though.
Aaronno9
11/1/08 12:29:36AM
Id rather just be a bird or something so i could fly. It would be fun. Shitting on people and all.

Failing that id be a cheetah. Not sure why, i just like em.
The_Ho_Bag
11/1/08 12:42:16AM
a kangaroo so i can hop around with out being called weird =)

Mungooch
11/1/08 12:42:40AM
Can I ride in your pouch?
voodoo-jitsu
11/1/08 2:31:58AM
i would be a bat i could hang out all day and at night go get some grub it doesnt get any better than that
bojangalz
11/1/08 2:36:53AM
Sheep Dog... The other cops on this site will know what I'm talking about.
Mitchell740
11/1/08 2:41:27PM
I'd definately be a wolf. A pack of wolves can take down moose, bear, buffalo, cougar, boar and pretty much any animal they overlap territories with. They do it all done by being able to rely on the other wolf next to them, outsmarting their prey, and having alot more endurance.
urbman
11/1/08 4:33:44PM
A male lion,it must be really hard to lay around while the girls are out hunting for me.And then i'd have to sleep all day too.
Jackelope
11/1/08 5:58:35PM

Posted by urbman

A male lion,it must be really hard to lay around while the girls are out hunting for me.And then i'd have to sleep all day too.



LMAO props

I think I'd be a bald eagle. It's going to sound really, really gay when I say this- but those birds are just so majestic. That's the only word that comes to mind any time I ever see one.





Following that it'd probably be a pig, lol. I've heard somewhere that they're one of the only other species on this planet that has sex for the purpose of enjoyment. And supposedly their orgasms last like 15 minutes!!
DJDark41
11/1/08 6:19:34PM
Goliath Bird Eating Spider. Not only would NOTHING want to f**k with me, but if a human somehow wandered through the jungle and pissed me off, I could probably gnaw his face off.
dannyfrank
11/1/08 8:09:46PM

Posted by Jackelope


Posted by urbman

A male lion,it must be really hard to lay around while the girls are out hunting for me.And then i'd have to sleep all day too.



LMAO props

I think I'd be a bald eagle. It's going to sound really, really gay when I say this- but those birds are just so majestic. That's the only word that comes to mind any time I ever see one.





Following that it'd probably be a pig, lol. I've heard somewhere that they're one of the only other species on this planet that has sex for the purpose of enjoyment. And supposedly their orgasms last like 15 minutes!!



im not sure about pigs, but dolphins and a type of chimp both have sex for fun. and pig orgasms last for more like 30 minutes
Shawn91111
11/1/08 8:16:40PM
A dog..I already hump the furniture, at least then it would be socially acceptable
Mungooch
11/1/08 8:36:42PM

Posted by Jackelope


Posted by urbman

A male lion,it must be really hard to lay around while the girls are out hunting for me.And then i'd have to sleep all day too.



LMAO props

I think I'd be a bald eagle. It's going to sound really, really gay when I say this- but those birds are just so majestic. That's the only word that comes to mind any time I ever see one.





Following that it'd probably be a pig, lol. I've heard somewhere that they're one of the only other species on this planet that has sex for the purpose of enjoyment. And supposedly their orgasms last like 15 minutes!!


Correction 30 minute orgasms
Rush
11/1/08 9:08:32PM

Posted by Jackelope

LMAO props

I think I'd be a bald eagle. It's going to sound really, really gay when I say this- but those birds are just so majestic. That's the only word that comes to mind any time I ever see one.





You beat me to the bald eagle Jackelope. Don't forget they are also protected too.
Wolfenstein
11/1/08 9:47:09PM
Easy. The Komodo Dragon.

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bigbubbano23
11/1/08 9:47:59PM

Posted by bojangalz

Sheep Dog... The other cops on this site will know what I'm talking about.



sheep, sheep dog, wolves. sheep are stupid and unaware, sheep dogs are similar to the wolves and are seen as a nucience, and wolves are crazy sheep killers.
RampageOwnedYou
11/1/08 11:18:46PM
I would go with one of these... An eagle or a Hawk. I dont think it could get any better then being able to fly around, and have the sense those things have....also throw in a Bear..just because they eat, and sleep several months at a time. Not only that, they can f stuff up..
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