I've got Machida beat fellows

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mrsmiley
11/16/12 5:09:41PM
DeadHead988
11/16/12 5:15:52PM
Poor_Franklin
11/16/12 5:20:56PM

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.


that's what she said?
pmoney
11/16/12 5:22:54PM
......... yeah Im not trying to eat jizz or drink piss..
. That's beat
warglory
11/16/12 6:00:43PM
So did you do a search for "semen" on Barnes and Noble's website?
george112
11/16/12 6:10:19PM
Bubbles
11/16/12 7:39:30PM
I heard about this book (or something similar) a year ago or so. I'll gladly supply the ingredient for a nominal fee
BuffaloDave
11/16/12 7:56:27PM

Posted by warglory

So did you do a search for "semen" on Barnes and Noble's website?



Same thing I was thinking.
mrsmiley
11/16/12 10:08:20PM
No I didn't search.LOL.
Their was an article on Yahoo on what not to buy a guy for christmas.
Someone said every guy should own this book,so................
prozacnation1978
11/17/12 10:54:12AM
My semen is available if need be
And its super !!

I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!

DeadHead988
11/17/12 1:48:04PM

Posted by prozacnation1978

My semen is available if need be
And its super !!

I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!



Almost? Clearly not super...
jjeans
11/17/12 2:11:46PM

Posted by DeadHead988


Posted by prozacnation1978

My semen is available if need be
And its super !!

I almost got three different girls pregnant this year !!!



Almost? Clearly not super...



I've got some super semen, me and my gf had a black baby! We'd only been dating 6 months, talk about super semen!
Bubbles
11/17/12 4:05:46PM

Posted by jjeans
I've got some super semen, me and my gf had a black baby! We'd only been dating 6 months, talk about super semen!


sorry to burst your bubble but that just means Antonio Cromartie knocked up your gf 3 months before you met her
warglory
11/17/12 5:55:04PM
I love how this thread has turned into a semen bragging contest. It seemed like the most logical route...and no, I'm not exaggerating.
mrsmiley
11/17/12 7:56:47PM
I call mine "Webbing",ala,Spiderman!
ThaAxeMurderer7
11/18/12 8:49:02AM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by jjeans
I've got some super semen, me and my gf had a black baby! We'd only been dating 6 months, talk about super semen!


sorry to burst your bubble but that just means Antonio Cromartie knocked up your gf 3 months before you met her



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