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candynuts
1/9/08 11:27:34PM
Lets play an absurd game... next person answers the question and makes their own question.

Would you rather spend 24 hrs with Richard Simmons holding hands wherever you went. (Had to include going to 2 restaurants, and minimum 1 club). Also, you would have to wear the same clothes (the same attire he wore in his workout tapes). And your entire day will be recapped on Television worldwide. And any chance you are in public you will get riddiculed and spit on for exactly 1 year.

OR

Listen entirely to 4 hours of Billy Mays products.
Watching 4 hours of the Christopher Lowell show.
Spend 8 hours on a Chinese Water Torture Apparatus.
Constantly eat toothpaste for an hour.
And sleep on a bed of cactus.


Im bored...







ButterBalls
1/10/08 12:50:20AM
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Bemin
1/10/08 1:17:06AM
Hmm this thread needs some lightening up, so I give you some training videos. I know they are a bit technical but if you pay attention you may learn a thing or two.







ocho-cinco
1/10/08 2:07:07AM
What would you Rather..... Fight Rampage Jackson, and he's extremely pissed off at you, because you insulted his girl, or something like that, what ever would get him angry enough to want to kick your ass.............Or have the craziest night of your life with a girl you met at the club, or bar, and wake up the next day really hung over, and find out she's really a man
emfleek
1/10/08 8:43:05AM

Posted by ocho-cinco

What would you Rather..... Fight Rampage Jackson, and he's extremely pissed off at you, because you insulted his girl, or something like that, what ever would get him angry enough to want to kick your ass.............Or have the craziest night of your life with a girl you met at the club, or bar, and wake up the next day really hung over, and find out she's really a man



Option C.

I'd rather slam the toilet seat down on my balls.
StevenSeagal
1/10/08 9:13:40AM

Posted by candynuts

Lets play an absurd game... next person answers the question and makes their own question.

Would you rather spend 24 hrs with Richard Simmons holding hands wherever you went. (Had to include going to 2 restaurants, and minimum 1 club). Also, you would have to wear the same clothes (the same attire he wore in his workout tapes). And your entire day will be recapped on Television worldwide. And any chance you are in public you will get riddiculed and spit on for exactly 1 year.

OR

Listen entirely to 4 hours of Billy Mays products.
Watching 4 hours of the Christopher Lowell show.
Spend 8 hours on a Chinese Water Torture Apparatus.
Constantly eat toothpaste for an hour.
And sleep on a bed of cactus.


Im bored...












Id have to go with the 1st option. Id be laughing most of the time at that Simmons dude... Hopefully the public would know somethings up.
Option two is no good for me, water touture and cactus... no thanks lol
Daddyprimetime
1/10/08 10:44:13AM
I'd put some Jerry Curl in my hair so I could look just like Rich.
nhs1126
1/10/08 2:43:04PM
I would pick option 1

I would play along. I would make Richard Simmons look straight. I would make him be embarrased to be with me
Aaronno9
1/10/08 3:09:27PM
Would you rather walk around with an invisible rotten giant fish nailed to the back of your head so you stunk for a year, of have scales on your neck for the rest of your life.
mrsmiley
1/10/08 3:26:48PM
Depends on if they were like really cool looking scales or not.I would probably pick the fish.

Would you rather have to recreate 2 girls one cup with your best friend,or enter the BME pain olympics?
Daddyprimetime
1/10/08 3:42:01PM

Posted by mrsmiley
Would you rather have to recreate 2 girls one cup with your best friend,or enter the BME pain olympics?



Well I'd have to make it 2 guys one cup so I'll pass on the soft serve.
Pookie
1/10/08 3:48:21PM
the pain olympics is by far the worst thing one could do to oneself. Id much rather eat shit from an overflowing cup while coke'd up lesbians puke on me than the pain olympics. Id rather have every std known to man than do the pain olympics.

Red-Dragon
1/10/08 6:50:03PM

Posted by ocho-cinco

What would you Rather..... Fight Rampage Jackson, and he's extremely pissed off at you, because you insulted his girl, or something like that, what ever would get him angry enough to want to kick your ass.............Or have the craziest night of your life with a girl you met at the club, or bar, and wake up the next day really hung over, and find out she's really a man



I dont get it?

Obviously the second option is perfect. Not only do you get a hot night of sex but you have someone to watch the footy with at the pub the next day
Pookie
1/10/08 8:43:21PM
iwannabesedated
1/10/08 9:26:06PM
Would you rather eat a used Urinal Cake or Drink all the piss and other things out of a bar toilet thru a silly straw.

Props to whoever answers and if i remember to give you one.
Trapt1nw0nder
1/10/08 10:03:20PM
well...i wouldnt do any of those things\unless my life was on the line.....


so here is mine.....this guy lets you live after being caught sleeping with his wife,but makes you have to choose which body parts you want to life the rest of your life with out........your hands or your feet?

and why..?

i'll answer after i get some responses first..
Pookie
1/10/08 10:14:21PM
ive had the hands or feet debate before. id go without feet. wheelchair ftw! without hands though, youre doomed.
emfleek
1/10/08 10:49:07PM
Take my damn feet. At least I can still rub one out if I have my hands.
Pookie
1/10/08 10:50:25PM

Posted by emfleek

Take my damn feet. At least I can still rub one out if I have my hands.



Spoken like a true man
mrsmiley
1/10/08 10:53:46PM

Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Would you rather eat a used Urinal Cake or Drink all the piss and other things out of a bar toilet thru a silly straw.

Props to whoever answers and if i remember to give you one.



That's sick.But it would depend on how "used" the urinal cake was.
Trapt1nw0nder
1/10/08 11:23:59PM
I'd have to go with my feet also........if i didnt have any hands all of my posts would look like this..

"ls,x m,.sa,/as ,mzsx m s s ,.sk, z,./ l,dsms,sw,.s,/n czs.a.?,./s ,s s,./sm ,.s ,.as,l;melk;ewm,e,edmm,.,lm/hws,msw,lmasl,sah,s,lhs,,ks".

......and i wouldnt get any props

plus no Video Games.....what eek mentioned...open beer cans and bottles....break up weed and roll joints....NOTHING!

Pookie
1/10/08 11:34:02PM
Would you rather be stuck in an octagon with 2 badgers, and you cant leave til you kill it or make it tap
or
have britney spears and micheal jackson babysit your children for the weekend
Boo_Radley21
1/10/08 11:57:15PM

Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Would you rather eat a used Urinal Cake or Drink all the piss and other things out of a bar toilet thru a silly straw.

Props to whoever answers and if i remember to give you one.



I'd go with the cake haha. If it's used it should be smaller than right off, and the cake just has piss. In the toilet there could be shit, piss, blood, and whatever else managed to fall in.

For the badgers question, I'd rather let the badgers babysit my kids for a week.
iwannabesedated
1/11/08 12:05:53PM
Would your rather go a year not getting laid.OR go a year not watching any MMA.
Daddyprimetime
1/11/08 12:30:26PM

Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Would you rather eat a used Urinal Cake or Drink all the piss and other things out of a bar toilet thru a silly straw.

Props to whoever answers and if i remember to give you one.



I'd go with the urinal cake. I would prefer pie, but urinal cake will do.
Pookie
1/11/08 4:15:00PM

Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Would your rather go a year not getting laid.OR go a year not watching any MMA.



Screw all of you guys, im going for some pussy.
emfleek
1/11/08 4:39:28PM

Posted by Pookie

Screw all of you guys, im going for some pussy.



Wait...is this the "What's your favorite thing to eat after a night of drinking?" thread???



Anyways...I agree. I'd choose the 'tang over MMA any day. I can get my updates from MMAPlayground and that shouldn't count as "watching" MMA.
iwannabesedated
1/11/08 4:57:28PM
Yeah gotta go with the laid part cause MMA and Porn just doesnt seem as fun as getting some booty.
mrsmiley
1/11/08 8:11:32PM

Posted by Pookie

Would you rather be stuck in an octagon with 2 badgers, and you cant leave til you kill it or make it tap
or
have britney spears and micheal jackson babysit your children for the weekend



I'm going with the babysitting.I'm a stepdad

Though it would be cool if you defeated the two badgers.You would have the first sanctioned win a against wild animals.And two of them to boot!
Boo_Radley21
1/13/08 1:05:32AM
I bet I could take a badger.
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